04-23-2006, 02:35 AM
04-23-2006, 02:49 AM
laidman,Apr 22 2006, 12:35 PM Wrote:WOWReminds me of a girl from Forester I once dated. She could swallow anything. ;)
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04-23-2006, 03:40 AM
OAC_Sparky,Apr 22 2006, 12:49 PM Wrote:Reminds me of a girl from Forester I once dated. She could swallow anything. ;)
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Sounds like the start of a good limerick ... maybe this one:
There once was a girl from Forester
Swallow anything she could, the more the better sir
âtill one day OAC-sparky she dated
Her unusual physical needs no longer sated
Out with you she cried
About your attributes you have lied
So now, on to someone with more girth, sir.
04-23-2006, 03:48 AM
thats nuts!
04-23-2006, 05:19 AM
That's nuts. I've seen similar scenarios on TV before, there's not much they can kill and eat... and that's pretty surprising they eat their prey whole.
04-23-2006, 02:11 PM
ZTWsquared,Apr 22 2006, 01:40 PM Wrote:I thought you said a "good" limerick.OAC_Sparky,Apr 22 2006, 12:49 PM Wrote:Reminds me of a girl from Forester I once dated. She could swallow anything. ;)
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Sounds like the start of a good limerick ... maybe this one:
There once was a girl from Forester
Swallow anything she could, the more the better sir
âtill one day OAC-sparky she dated
Her unusual physical needs no longer sated
Out with you she cried
About your attributes you have lied
So now, on to someone with more girth, sir.
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A limerick has 5 lines.
....
And is funny.
:lol:
04-23-2006, 10:41 PM
There once was a girl from Forester,
Her mouth was as wide as an oyster.
My dick she tried,
And then she cried,
*While gargeling* "My God, I'll need a bigger crowbar."
B)
Her mouth was as wide as an oyster.
My dick she tried,
And then she cried,
*While gargeling* "My God, I'll need a bigger crowbar."
B)
04-23-2006, 11:02 PM
Wow! That video was gross. But wow!
04-24-2006, 02:53 AM
Only in Brasil do you find things like that. The guy was saying the snake was trying to get away but couldn't move so it spit it out to move or it would die. I think snakes are a dumb animal hah
04-24-2006, 02:56 AM
Oscar The Grouch,Apr 23 2006, 08:41 AM Wrote:There once was a girl from Forester,See? Now THAT was funny! :D
Her mouth was as wide as an oyster.
My dick she tried,
And then she cried,
*While gargeling* "My God, I'll need a bigger crowbar."
B)
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04-25-2006, 03:51 AM
^^^ haha that was good!
HAHAHa snake could hold down the hippo...SUCKER!
HAHAHa snake could hold down the hippo...SUCKER!