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'Potential' and 'Reality'

YOUNGEST SON ASKED HIS FATHER:

"Daddy what is the difference between "potential" and "reality"?

Dad: I will show you, Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 Million Dollars? "

Wife answers: "Yes of Course! I would never waste such an opportunity to be a millionaire"

Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Will Smith for 2 Million dollars?

Daughter: "Wow! Yes Yes ! I will that's my fantasy"

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him : Son, would you sleep with Denzel Washington for 1 Million dollars?

Elder Son replied: " Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 Million dollars, I would never hesitate!"

So the Father turns to his younger son and said: " You see son, ' POTENTIALLY" we are sitting on 4 Million dollars,

But in " REALITY" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay!

ZING!!! i like...

Why does a bride always wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the washer & dryer

The New Seal for The Liberal Party of Canada
> (also being adopted by the Ontario Provincial Liberal Party)
>
>
> Official Announcement:
>
> The Liberal Party of Canada today announced that it is changing its
> emblem
> to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the Liberal Party's
> political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
> destroys
> the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense
> of
> security while you're actually being screwed.
>
> It just doesn't get more accurate than that!