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FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.................................49.

Adventurous............................Slept with everyone.

Athletic...............................No breasts.

Average looking........................Moooo.

Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure.....................On medication.

Feminist...............................Fat.

Free spirit............................Junkie

Friendship first.......................Former slut.

New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned..........................No BJs.

Open-minded............................Desperate.

Outgoing...............................Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional...........................Bitch.

Voluptuous.............................Very Fat.

Large frame............................Hugely Fat.

Wants Soul mate........................Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now...

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex now?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay..

Quote:Wants Soul mate........................Stalker

LMAO true, and funny......

Through the eyes of Darkpuppet:

FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.................................I'm in!

Adventurous............................Slept with everyone, and won't sleep with darkpuppet.

Athletic...............................No breasts, and won't sleep with darkpuppet

Average looking........................Moooo, and won't sleep with darkpuppet

Beautiful..............................Pathological liar, and won't sleep with darkpuppet

Emotionally Secure.....................On medication, might date darkpuppet

Feminist...............................Fat, won't date darkpuppet

Free spirit............................Junkie, wants $40 to date darkpuppet

Friendship first.......................Former slut, soon to go back to slutting, but not until darkpuppet get's denied.

New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places, darkpuppet no wanna date!

Old-fashioned..........................No BJs, but will sleep with everyone except darkpuppet

Open-minded............................Desperate, but not THAT desperate

Outgoing...............................Loud and Embarrassing, yet still embarrassed by darkpuppet

Professional...........................Bitch, does it make a difference?

Voluptuous.............................Very Fat, only wants dinner.

Large frame............................Hugely Fat, still won't date darkpuppet.

Wants Soul mate........................Stalker, darkpuppet not soulmatey.

:lol: Great perspectives...

darkpuppet,Jan 19 2006, 09:05 PM Wrote:Through the eyes of Darkpuppet:

FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.................................I'm in!

Adventurous............................Slept  with everyone, and won't sleep with darkpuppet.

Athletic...............................No  breasts, and won't sleep with darkpuppet

Average  looking........................Moooo, and won't sleep with darkpuppet

Beautiful..............................Pathological  liar, and won't sleep with darkpuppet

Emotionally  Secure.....................On  medication, might date darkpuppet

Feminist...............................Fat, won't date darkpuppet

Free  spirit............................Junkie, wants $40 to date darkpuppet

Friendship  first.......................Former slut, soon to go back to slutting, but not until darkpuppet get's denied.

New-Age...........................Body  hair in the wrong places, darkpuppet no wanna date!

Old-fashioned..........................No  BJs, but will sleep with everyone except darkpuppet

Open-minded............................Desperate, but not THAT desperate

Outgoing...............................Loud  and Embarrassing, yet still embarrassed by darkpuppet

Professional...........................Bitch, does it make a difference?

Voluptuous.............................Very  Fat, only wants dinner.

Large  frame............................Hugely  Fat, still won't date darkpuppet.

Wants Soul  mate........................Stalker, darkpuppet not soulmatey.
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I see a pattern there... have some open wounds you want to heal?

we're all here to listen

omg thats hilarious, and the DPs is even better, i almost burst out laughing in class in the middle of a presentation.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

no, not really, just beating meford to the keyboard is all... :P

darkpuppet,Jan 19 2006, 04:13 PM Wrote:no, not really, just beating meford to the keyboard is all... :P
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Classic!

Original post: :lol:

DP: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You forgot one..

Seeks professional male = you better have money
Seeks companion = I just wanna have sex
Seeks friendship = I want your money, but you get no sex
Seeks younger male = I want to cheat on my husband

darkpuppet,Jan 19 2006, 05:05 PM Wrote:Through the eyes of Darkpuppet:

Wants Soul  mate........................Stalker, darkpuppet not soulmatey.
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Pfft. You're an admin. YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

darkpuppet,Jan 19 2006, 04:13 PM Wrote:no, not really, just beating meford to the keyboard is all... :P
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Hmmm, where is meford today anyway?

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Haha That was f***in awesome :lol:

Professional...........................Bitch, does it make a difference? :lol: