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Got this in an email

sorry for the s**t copy and paste job.


History Lesson
>>
>> Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
>>
>> Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
>> John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
>>
>> Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
>> John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
>>
>> Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
>> Both wives lost their children while living in the
>> White House.
>>
>> Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
>> Both Presidents were shot in the head.
>>
>> Now it gets really weird.
>>
>> Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
>> Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
>>
>> Both were assassinated by Southerners.
>> Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
>>
>> Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in
>> 1808.
>> Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in
>> 1908.
>>
>> John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born
>> in 1839.
>> Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
>> in 1939.
>>
>> Both assassins were known by their three names.
>> Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
>>
>> Now hang on to your seat.
>>
>> Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
>> Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by
>> 'Ford.'
>>
>> Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and
>> hid in a warehouse.
>> Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
>> and hid in a theater.
>>
>> Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
>>
>> And here's the kicker...
>>
>> A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe,
>> Maryland
>> A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn
>> Monroe.
>>
>>
>> Creepy huh?

01-yellow-ZX3

Repost?
totally hammered and see the coincidence???

how the fack did i spelll that right?????????????
Somebody had way too much time on their hands,
I think I still need some more evidence!!

02ztsian

That is so old, sorry.
.. yet despite it all, he still got in the damn car!

btw, where does Kevin Bacon fit in?

02ztsian

DanielB_ZX3,Nov 19 2005, 11:54 AM Wrote:.. yet despite it all, he still got in the damn car!

btw, where does Kevin Bacon fit in?
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John F. Kennedy was in Zapruder Film of Kennedy Assassination (1963) with Jean Hill
Jean Hill was in Beyond 'JFK': The Question of Conspiracy (1992) with Edward Asner
Edward Asner was in JFK (1991) with Kevin Bacon
ownd!!!
Nah - I knew that - it's on Wikipedia's Kevin Bacon page.
It was a rhetorical question - the point being that you can make something out of nothing if you try/look hard enough.

"laidman" Wrote:ownd!!!
.. So really I think *I* should be the one saying:
0WN3D!!!
B)
yeah its a repost...but im too lazy to find it.

Raine actually did research into it and proved that some of those are off.