07-19-2007, 01:39 AM
As some of you know my profession is communications and inherent to what I do is a requirement for precision and accuracy when it comes to language. I try my best to understand that not everyone has the same sensibilities in this regard; however it is sometimes very difficult to simply ignore stupid stuff.
Having said that ââ¬Â¦ Iââ¬â¢m quite sure that any member of this board would have had the same conversation I had this morning at the parts counter at Planet Ford (a.k.a. Bramview).
ME: (reading sign posting special price for rotors for ââ¬Åall 04-06 Focusââ¬Â) ââ¬Â¦ ââ¬ÅHey, thatââ¬â¢s a really good price ââ¬Â¦ may I assume itââ¬â¢s for ââ¬â¢05 to ââ¬â¢06 models?ââ¬Â
RYPG (really young parts guy): ââ¬ÅNo sir ââ¬Â¦ as the sign says, 2004 to 2006 Focus.ââ¬Â
ME: ââ¬ÅHmmm ââ¬Â¦ okay, are they the bigger Focus rotor, or the smaller ones.ââ¬Â
RYPG (beginning to show signs of frustration): ââ¬ÅWhat year is your Focus sir ââ¬Â¦ it goes by VIN but Iââ¬â¢m sure theyââ¬â¢re all the same size anyway.ââ¬Â
ME: (calmly, always the consummate professional): ââ¬ÅActually Ford increased Focus rotor diameter by approximately 1 inch beginning with the ââ¬â¢05 model year ââ¬Â¦ so if these are the bigger rotors, they most certainly wonââ¬â¢t fit a stock 2004 Focus.ââ¬Â
RYPG (still frustrated, now with sarcasm): ââ¬ÅOh really ââ¬Â¦ well, letââ¬â¢s just take a look, shall we. (with a flourish, enters the part number into the computer) ââ¬Â¦ there now, please tell me sir what that says (pointing to screen).
ME: ââ¬ÅIt looks like a range of production dates to me.ââ¬Â
RYPG (smugly, sarcasm dripping to a puddle on the floor now): ââ¬ÅThatââ¬â¢s right sir ââ¬Â¦ and as you can plainly see the first date is in 2004.ââ¬Â
ME (patiently, same way I talk to my 7 year old): ââ¬ÅAh ââ¬Â¦ well based on those production dates, and given the very early launch of the ââ¬â¢05 Focus (February 05 IIRC), it seems pretty clear to me that those Focus built in 2004, are in fact ââ¬â¢05 models. May I suggest that the vast majority of consumers identify their vehicle by model year and not by production date ââ¬â and so perhaps you should change the sign to read ââ¬â¢05 to ââ¬â¢06 Focus, or simply list the production dates and then really confuse the heck out of everyone.ââ¬Â
RYPG (frustrated and now a little p!ssed, but not so sure of himself): ââ¬ÅBased on what I see here Iââ¬â¢m pretty sure thereââ¬â¢s no need to change the sign ââ¬Â¦ but whatever ââ¬Â¦ we always ask for the VIN.ââ¬Â
ME: ââ¬ÅYeah, I understand that the VIN will match to the right part ââ¬Â¦ but you do understand that within the VIN is a character that identifies the model year, and I can assure you that no 2004 model VIN will match to this part ââ¬Â¦ and since this is a walk in special, what about the guy who doesnââ¬â¢t have the VIN? Doesnââ¬â¢t it make more sense to correctly identify the model years when you can?ââ¬Â
RYPG (full out angry now): ââ¬ÅFine ââ¬Â¦ I really am too busy to argue with you (rips the sign down) ââ¬Â¦ I hope youââ¬â¢re satisfied now.ââ¬Â
ME (still calm, actually somewhat amused by the petulance): ââ¬ÅSatisfied? ââ¬Â¦ I was just trying to clarify which rotors are on sale so I could correctly tell my online friends about them. It never was about me.ââ¬Â
RYPG (vein now throbbing on side of his neck): ââ¬ÅGreat ââ¬Â¦ you just tell your friends then. Have a nice day.ââ¬Â (turns and retreats to inner sanctum of the parts department, leaving me alone at the counter).
ME (talking to his distant back, just a hint of sarcasm): ââ¬ÅYou too.ââ¬Â
Planet Ford walk-in parts special ââ¬â 4SZ,1125 rotors for 05-06 model years, (since replaced with upgraded rotors part number 7SZ) ââ¬Â¦ 71.25 each.
Having said that ââ¬Â¦ Iââ¬â¢m quite sure that any member of this board would have had the same conversation I had this morning at the parts counter at Planet Ford (a.k.a. Bramview).
ME: (reading sign posting special price for rotors for ââ¬Åall 04-06 Focusââ¬Â) ââ¬Â¦ ââ¬ÅHey, thatââ¬â¢s a really good price ââ¬Â¦ may I assume itââ¬â¢s for ââ¬â¢05 to ââ¬â¢06 models?ââ¬Â
RYPG (really young parts guy): ââ¬ÅNo sir ââ¬Â¦ as the sign says, 2004 to 2006 Focus.ââ¬Â
ME: ââ¬ÅHmmm ââ¬Â¦ okay, are they the bigger Focus rotor, or the smaller ones.ââ¬Â
RYPG (beginning to show signs of frustration): ââ¬ÅWhat year is your Focus sir ââ¬Â¦ it goes by VIN but Iââ¬â¢m sure theyââ¬â¢re all the same size anyway.ââ¬Â
ME: (calmly, always the consummate professional): ââ¬ÅActually Ford increased Focus rotor diameter by approximately 1 inch beginning with the ââ¬â¢05 model year ââ¬Â¦ so if these are the bigger rotors, they most certainly wonââ¬â¢t fit a stock 2004 Focus.ââ¬Â
RYPG (still frustrated, now with sarcasm): ââ¬ÅOh really ââ¬Â¦ well, letââ¬â¢s just take a look, shall we. (with a flourish, enters the part number into the computer) ââ¬Â¦ there now, please tell me sir what that says (pointing to screen).
ME: ââ¬ÅIt looks like a range of production dates to me.ââ¬Â
RYPG (smugly, sarcasm dripping to a puddle on the floor now): ââ¬ÅThatââ¬â¢s right sir ââ¬Â¦ and as you can plainly see the first date is in 2004.ââ¬Â
ME (patiently, same way I talk to my 7 year old): ââ¬ÅAh ââ¬Â¦ well based on those production dates, and given the very early launch of the ââ¬â¢05 Focus (February 05 IIRC), it seems pretty clear to me that those Focus built in 2004, are in fact ââ¬â¢05 models. May I suggest that the vast majority of consumers identify their vehicle by model year and not by production date ââ¬â and so perhaps you should change the sign to read ââ¬â¢05 to ââ¬â¢06 Focus, or simply list the production dates and then really confuse the heck out of everyone.ââ¬Â
RYPG (frustrated and now a little p!ssed, but not so sure of himself): ââ¬ÅBased on what I see here Iââ¬â¢m pretty sure thereââ¬â¢s no need to change the sign ââ¬Â¦ but whatever ââ¬Â¦ we always ask for the VIN.ââ¬Â
ME: ââ¬ÅYeah, I understand that the VIN will match to the right part ââ¬Â¦ but you do understand that within the VIN is a character that identifies the model year, and I can assure you that no 2004 model VIN will match to this part ââ¬Â¦ and since this is a walk in special, what about the guy who doesnââ¬â¢t have the VIN? Doesnââ¬â¢t it make more sense to correctly identify the model years when you can?ââ¬Â
RYPG (full out angry now): ââ¬ÅFine ââ¬Â¦ I really am too busy to argue with you (rips the sign down) ââ¬Â¦ I hope youââ¬â¢re satisfied now.ââ¬Â
ME (still calm, actually somewhat amused by the petulance): ââ¬ÅSatisfied? ââ¬Â¦ I was just trying to clarify which rotors are on sale so I could correctly tell my online friends about them. It never was about me.ââ¬Â
RYPG (vein now throbbing on side of his neck): ââ¬ÅGreat ââ¬Â¦ you just tell your friends then. Have a nice day.ââ¬Â (turns and retreats to inner sanctum of the parts department, leaving me alone at the counter).
ME (talking to his distant back, just a hint of sarcasm): ââ¬ÅYou too.ââ¬Â
Planet Ford walk-in parts special ââ¬â 4SZ,1125 rotors for 05-06 model years, (since replaced with upgraded rotors part number 7SZ) ââ¬Â¦ 71.25 each.