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Little David Tucker was in his 4th grade class when the teacher
asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the
typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman,etc. David
was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the
offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and
make love with him for money."The teacher, obviously shaken by this
statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some
colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really
true about your father?""No," said David, "He plays for the Montreal Canadiens
but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
:blink: :D :blink:

meford4u,Apr 19 2007, 04:30 AM Wrote:Little David Tucker was in his 4th grade class when the teacher
asked the children what their fathers did for a living.  All the
typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman,etc. David
was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the
offer's really good, he'll go out  to the alley with some guy and
make love with him for money."The teacher, obviously shaken by this
statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some
colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really
true about your father?""No," said David, "He plays for the Montreal Canadiens
but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
:blink:  :D  :blink:
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LMAO...... :lol:

it should say the Toronto Maple Leafs. That would have made it more true to life. :P

:lol: :lol:

hahaha awesome! time to pass this on to a couple of friends who sadly like the habs.

I've heard, read this before. Any occupation can be inserted into the joke. No matter, it's a good joke, and perhaps Meford should be given the responsibility to have Joke of the Day, everyday.

P.S. It's funnier when it's the Habs..............

That's hilarious! :lol:

:rofl: That was priceless...

NefCanuck

oldeguy,Apr 19 2007, 11:57 AM Wrote:perhaps Meford should be given the responsibility to have Joke of the Day, everyday.


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meford4u,Apr 19 2007, 04:30 PM Wrote:

oldeguy,Apr 19 2007, 11:57 AM Wrote:perhaps Meford should be given the responsibility to have Joke of the Day, everyday.


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oldeguy,Apr 19 2007, 05:40 PM Wrote:

meford4u,Apr 19 2007, 04:30 PM Wrote:

oldeguy,Apr 19 2007, 11:57 AM Wrote:perhaps Meford should be given the responsibility to have Joke of the Day, everyday.


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T3, torredal and anti inflam.