"Where's the carburetor?"
"Hey Mildred, there ain't enough room in the back seat to nail you like I did in the old days."
"Are these things really powered by rice?"
"What do you think is faster hun? This car or my bowel movements."
"When I was a boy, we didn't have these fancy little engines. We had V8's with Superchargers."
"Where does the key to wind it up go?"
NefCanuck
Husband - "I see a NOS Fogger intake and a standalone fuel management system. Not a bad way to spend 10 grand."
Wife - "You're going to need two bottles. The big ones. And you're gonna need em by tonight."
"Pfft... Non-Vtec" :thumbsdownsmileyanim:
Wanna look under my hood?
"Hold my hand Sweetheart, you never know when the Vtec is going to kick in"
"Hey Ethel look, this kid found a use for your old sewing machine."
"my bed pan has more displacement!!!!"
Focus man, Focus.,Nov 23 2009, 09:30 AM Wrote:"Hold my hand Sweetheart, you never know when the Vtec is going to kick in"
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LOL priceless... this one is FTW
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