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can't forget The Godfather

I'll make him and offer he can't refuse.

I am Darkman.

If you haven't seen the movie, go rent it.

I love that movie.

My favourite line from my favourite Mel Brooks movie - Spaceballs

Dark Helmet "How many assholes do we have on this ship?"

every one of the crew responds YO!

Dark Helmet "... I'm surrounded by assholes!"

NefCanuck

scoobasteve,May 15 2006, 03:53 PM Wrote:Hmm... Or anything from supertroopers

"Bearf***er Do you need Assistance"

"I don't want a large farva, I want a GODDAMN Litre of cola"

" ...So are you saying, Youre going to light my country music award on fire?
  - All i'm saying is you better watch your ass
  - so youre going to light my ass on fire? "


:lol:  I love that movie.
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you bastard you beat me to it

who wants a mustache ride

I do I do :lol:

You see, scummings like fishing. If you're dream girl were a fish what would she be?

I don't know, tuna?
Yeah!

No. A marlin. A big trophy fish. You know to catch a marlin you have to use entirely different skills. I mean, you don't go out Marlin fishing with a sorry ass fold-out pole six pound test. No. That'll do for bass, but it sure ain't s**t gonna land a Marlin. See you got to up your game. You've got to know where the elusive beauties lie, you gotta know where to fish. They're rare brother, they're rare. Most days you don't catch s**t but when you do...wham! The two of you are back at the dock takin pictures.

...

But...this is a stripjoint...

We're not fishing anymore, we're at the aquarium now, looking at all the exotic fishies. OOH, look they even have a petting tank!

I'M ABOUT TO WIN THIS ONE.... READY.....


Ah, they'll be able to buff that right out.

-John Candy / Planes Trains and Automobiles.

You could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!!
Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and f*** my sister."

FociPhil,May 16 2006, 11:36 AM Wrote:You could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!!
Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and f*** my sister."
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This girl looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Full metal Jacket (full of many good lines). :lol:

" All i've got is my word and my balls, I don't break them for anybody"
- Scarface

from Fightclub

Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now?
Tyler Durden: No I didn't quite catch that Lou.
[Lou hits Tyler again]
Tyler Durden: Still not getting it.
[Lou hits Tyler a few more times]
Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it. s*** I lost it.
[Lou continues to beat up Tyler]

scoobasteve,May 16 2006, 05:10 PM Wrote:" All i've got is my word and my balls, I don't break them for anybody"
- Scarface
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oooooooooooooooooooooooo...forgot that one, THATS GOOD!

Booooooo, you whore! - Mean Girls

It's like I have ESPN or something? - Mean Girls

FociPhil,May 16 2006, 03:22 PM Wrote:

scoobasteve,May 16 2006, 05:10 PM Wrote:" All i've got is my word and my balls, I don't break them for anybody"
- Scarface
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oooooooooooooooooooooooo...forgot that one, THATS GOOD!
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I'm sure i've messed it up though. There's supposed to be some broken english in there somewhere. :lol: