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Blonde Joke Of The Day - ZX5focused - 03-24-2006
Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s***?"
Blonde Joke Of The Day - Phantom - 03-24-2006
That's pretty good
Blonde Joke Of The Day - FociPhil - 03-25-2006
FAKE
no way in a hell a blonde would say that!!
I VOTE FOR TEH BAN!!! :angry:
Blonde Joke Of The Day - FociPhil - 03-25-2006
im sorry the day started off bad for me...
i take it back!!!
Nice joke!
Blonde Joke Of The Day - scoobasteve - 03-25-2006
FociPhil,Mar 24 2006, 11:56 AM Wrote:FAKE
no way in a hell a blonde would say that!!
I VOTE FOR TEH BAN!!! :angry:
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Blonde Joke Of The Day - ZX5focused - 03-25-2006
FociPhil,Mar 24 2006, 11:56 AM Wrote:FAKEthat was you on the plane wasnt it??? :ph34r: :lol:
no way in a hell a blonde would say that!!
I VOTE FOR TEH BAN!!! :angry:
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