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Warning! - 2001 ZTS - 02-11-2006
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LADIES & GENTLEMEN BE FORE WARNED!
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead/knees.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally
disappear.
:beerchug:
Warning! - ANTHONYD - 02-11-2006
Drinking thread tonight?
Warning! - 2001 ZTS - 02-11-2006
ANTHONYD,Feb 10 2006, 02:38 PM Wrote:Drinking thread tonight?
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Well I do normally only enjoy a snifter of Brandy at Christmastime but perhaps an exception to my rule may be in order, do go on.
Warning! - darkpuppet - 02-11-2006
cheat meal tonight... I have to fit a week's worth of living into one evening.
Warning! - 2001 ZTS - 02-11-2006
darkpuppet,Feb 10 2006, 02:58 PM Wrote:I have to fit a week's worth of living into one evening.
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Man oh man is your hand going to be tired. :P
Warning! - darkpuppet - 02-11-2006
2001 ZTS,Feb 10 2006, 03:02 PM Wrote:darkpuppet,Feb 10 2006, 02:58 PM Wrote:I have to fit a week's worth of living into one evening.
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Man oh man is your hand going to be tired. :P
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no, it's exercise every day, eat crappy only one day...
Warning! - ZX5focused - 02-11-2006
2001 ZTS,Feb 10 2006, 03:02 PM Wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:darkpuppet,Feb 10 2006, 02:58 PM Wrote:I have to fit a week's worth of living into one evening.
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Man oh man is your hand going to be tired. :P
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PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warning! - ANTHONYD - 02-11-2006
ZX5focused,Feb 10 2006, 04:03 PM Wrote:2001 ZTS,Feb 10 2006, 03:02 PM Wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:darkpuppet,Feb 10 2006, 02:58 PM Wrote:I have to fit a week's worth of living into one evening.
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Man oh man is your hand going to be tired. :P
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PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Huge.
Warning! - 02ztsian - 02-11-2006
2001 ZTS,Feb 10 2006, 01:37 PM Wrote::excl:WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
:beerchug:
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Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris who thinks you are mocking him.
Warning! - darkpuppet - 02-11-2006
hardly...
Warning! - darkpuppet - 02-11-2006
if anyone wants me, I'll be at Kramer's
huzzah!
Warning! - ZX5focused - 02-11-2006
darkpuppet,Feb 10 2006, 05:00 PM Wrote:if anyone wants me, I'll be at Kramer'sim not from the TO area, is that a strip club??
huzzah!
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