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Ha Ha - DD1 - 08-05-2005
Oldie but a goodie.
MY RESUME...
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it ... mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.
Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice too my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
SO I RETIRED AND I FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB
Ha Ha - meford4u - 08-05-2005
You forgot the time you worked as an elevator technician, but the work was up and down and you couldn't get used to the boxed in schedule.
Ha Ha - scoobasteve - 08-05-2005
haha, good one.
Ha Ha - Crazirich - 08-05-2005
very crafty peoples
Ha Ha - Raine - 08-05-2005
lol good list
Ha Ha - Zoom - 08-05-2005
gay
Ha Ha - DD1 - 08-05-2005
ZOOM,Aug 4 2005, 08:18 PM Wrote:gay
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alot like your taste in car parts :lol:
Ha Ha - crazikev - 08-05-2005
so corny, its funny