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Relationships>> - microbunny - 07-16-2005
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"
So, she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear:
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,big
department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I
told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said let's get a pair for each outfit.
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis
bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her
for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all,
dear. Let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, "WHAT???!!!"
I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,"Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
...Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....
Relationships>> - sylo - 07-16-2005
Youre doomed buddy, There a few thing in life that you cant touch on a woman, and screwing with threr shopping and shoes is one of them I learned this the hard way and I have not had sex in 5 mths :( so good luck . and by the way great come back :lol:
Take care
Sylo
Relationships>> - Crazirich - 07-16-2005
:o :blink: :o
Relationships>> - D-Dub - 07-16-2005
this is a repost
Relationships>> - microbunny - 07-17-2005
D-Dub,Jul 16 2005, 09: Wrote:this is a repost
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I dont doubt you but,
PROVE IT BIATCH... :lol:
Relationships>> - darkpuppet - 07-17-2005
like the delorean I saw the other day... this is OLD!!!
Relationships>> - 05-BLACK-ZX5 - 07-17-2005
Hahaha, I've heard this joke too many times before.
Never had it happen to me though! :D
Relationships>> - microbunny - 07-17-2005
darkpuppet,Jul 16 2005, 10:52 AM Wrote:like the delorean I saw the other day... this is OLD!!!
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ouch! :lol:
Relationships>> - Bort - 07-17-2005
darkpuppet,Jul 16 2005, 02:52 PM Wrote:like the delorean I saw the other day... this is OLD!!!
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Man don't be bashin Deloreans! :)
Relationships>> - DD1 - 07-17-2005
I was going to call B.S on mirco being married hahahaaha
Relationships>> - microbunny - 07-17-2005
DD1,Jul 16 2005, 12:27 PM Wrote:I was going to call B.S on mirco being married hahahaaha
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it's Micro jerkass
and your the king of B.S. so you would be the best one to make that call!!
:angry: