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The Difference Between Guts And Balls - darkpuppet - 02-19-2010
We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but does the public
really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep everyone informed, the medical community has provided detailed definitions as listed below:
GUTS - Is a man arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by his wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is a man coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on his collar, slapping his wife on
the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'
Despite their disparities in definition, medically speaking, studies have shown that there is little difference in the outcome. Both result in unexplained blunt trauma or, in some cases, even death.
The Difference Between Guts And Balls - ANTHONYD - 02-19-2010
:lol:
The Difference Between Guts And Balls - Focus man. Focus. - 02-19-2010
Thats some funny $hit right there. I just sent it around the office LOL
The Difference Between Guts And Balls - Jmountney1 - 02-19-2010
:)
The Difference Between Guts And Balls - Frost__2001 - 02-19-2010
I heard a slightly different version of that.
The Difference Between Guts And Balls - NefCanuck - 02-19-2010
:rofl: good thing I didn't get a chance to read this at the office today.
They would have heard me laughing my head off :D
NefCanuck
The Difference Between Guts And Balls - Flofocus - 02-24-2010
an oldy but a goody!