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Car Acronyms - focusonthis_88 - 10-12-2007
Acura
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Audi
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Beetle
By Everyone's Experience, They Last Eternally!
Battered Everywhere; Expect To Lose Engine
BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Break My Windows
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Busted My Wallet
Buick
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
Camaro
Can't America Make A Real One?
Chevrolet
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Chevy
Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet
Chrysler
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
Citroen
Crummy Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nebishes
Dodge
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego
Fiat
Failure in Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again Tony?
Fix It All the Time
Ford
First On Race Day
Finest on Reliability & Durability
Fine Off Road Driver
Fastest On Race Day
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Got Mechanic Coming
Honda
How Odd, No Damn Acceleration
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Jaguar
Junk Always Going Under At Repair shop
Jeep
Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole
Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jumps Everything Ever Parked
JUST Enough Engine Power?
Mazda
Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
Mercedes
Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings
Mopar
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Most Original Parts Already Replaced
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicas
Nissan
Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises
Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now
Oldsmobile
Oh Look, Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
Old Ladies Driving Slow making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Plymouth
Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
Pontiac
Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac
Porsche
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really Smutty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
Rabbit
Replace A Beetle? Boy, It Tried
Racy? Ain't! Bouncy, Bad Itty-bitty Toy!
Renault
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash
Saab
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Toyota
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Triumph
The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
Trembling Ride, Intrusive Undercarriage, Meekly Powered Hotrod
Vanagon
Via Another Name: A Go-cart On Nerve
Volkswagen
Vehicle Owner's List: Kite String, Wire, Aluminum, Gum, Engine (NOT!)
VW
Very Worthless
Car Acronyms - Drivesthebeast - 10-12-2007
LOL! :lol:
Car Acronyms - Oscar The Grouch - 10-12-2007
FORD
Found on road disabled.
Fallen over road ditch.
F*** off reckless drivers.
Car Acronyms - smith21 - 10-12-2007
GMC
Garbage Made in Canada
Car Acronyms - Frost__2001 - 10-12-2007
I've heard most of those already. I'm suprised no one mentioned this one.
FORD
F***ing Old Recycled Dodge
F***ing Old Recycled Diplomat (dodge product)
Found On Road Dead
Honda
Hungry Old Nancy Did-it Again.
CIVIC
Canadians Into Very Inconvenient Cars
Comes In (a) Violet Interior Color?
Car Acronyms - ANTHONYD - 10-12-2007
ford.
F U CKIN' OUT RAGEOUS DRAGSTER
Car Acronyms - oldeguy - 10-12-2007
Those are all good. Has anyone thought of, or heard of one for Hyundai
Car Acronyms - Tantrik ZX3 - 10-13-2007
oldeguy,Oct 12 2007, 06:28 AM Wrote:Those are all good. Has anyone thought of, or heard of one for Hyundai
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HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
Car Acronyms - K_OS - 10-13-2007
oldeguy,Oct 12 2007, 06:28 AM Wrote:Those are all good. Has anyone thought of, or heard of one for Hyundai
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Hyundai = How You UNDderstimated An Import
Ford = First On Race Day
Laterz :)
Car Acronyms - Aka - 10-13-2007
Yay! Subaru is too good for the list!
Car Acronyms - NefCanuck - 10-13-2007
Aka,Oct 12 2007, 10:11 PM Wrote:Yay! Subaru is too good for the list!
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That's what you think :lol:
Silly
Underachieving
Box
All
Rattle
Unnecessarily
NefCanuck
Car Acronyms - Aka - 10-14-2007
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