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New Story - zx5power - 08-29-2007
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four Duratec pistons,
Racing ahead Iââ¬â¢m the star of the action,
But I know Iââ¬â¢m in trouble when V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPMââ¬â¢s sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Donââ¬â¢t bother with third, cause now itââ¬â¢s too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver back off just to give me a holler,
"You canââ¬â¢t win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrowââ¬Â¦it will be a better night.
New Story - ANTHONYD - 08-29-2007
Welocme to 1998.
:lol:
Still funny!
New Story - zx5power - 08-29-2007
yeah I drug it up and changed it to duratec
New Story - NefCanuck - 08-29-2007
I dunno, I still think mine is more accurate ;) :lol: :ph34r:
Twelve Days *after* Christmas - Starring the Ford Focus
New Story - zx5power - 08-29-2007
pretty good Dan lol