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Joke Of The Day. - ANTHONYD - 08-29-2007 You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off' (the ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you . What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? * Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. *    Joke Of The Day. - zx5power - 08-29-2007 lol good stuff Joke Of The Day. - NefCanuck - 08-29-2007 :rofl: I thought it was something like that when I read the whole thing over ;) NefCanuck