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Revenue Canada - Focus man. Focus. - 05-02-2007
At the end of the tax year Canada Revenue Agency sent a tax
auditor to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking
the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I
notice you buy many candles. What do you do with the drippings?"
"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them
back to the candle makers, and every once in a while they send
us a free box of candles .
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his
unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his
obnoxious way: "What about all these matzo (bread) purchases?
What do you do with the crumbs?"
"Ah yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing the inspector was trying
to trap him in an unanswerable question. "We collect them and
send back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send
a free box of matzo balls."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could
fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabi," he went on, "What
do you do with the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you
perform?"
"Here too, we do not waste, answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
save up all the foreskins and send them to Canada Revenue, and
about once a year they send us a complete prick."
Revenue Canada - NefCanuck - 05-03-2007
LMAO! :lol: that was so bad, but so funny :lol:
NefCanuck
Revenue Canada - Scorpion - 05-03-2007
x 2......
:lol: :lol:
Revenue Canada - meford4u - 05-03-2007
I hate RC after the raped me something fierce this year.
You could buy a nice car for what I had to repay in taxes. Damn my investment strategy!
Revenue Canada - NefCanuck - 05-03-2007
Being disabled has its advantages... guaranteed refund every year :P
NefCanuck
Revenue Canada - habmann - 05-03-2007
NefCanuck,May 2 2007, 08:33 PM Wrote:Being disabled has its advantages... guaranteed refund every year :P
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I had that same deal being a student, but those days are now over so i'm hoping my RRSP's will keep my from owing the tax man at the end of the year.
Revenue Canada - NOS2Go4Me - 05-03-2007
habmann,May 2 2007, 09:37 PM Wrote:NefCanuck,May 2 2007, 08:33 PM Wrote:Being disabled has its advantages... guaranteed refund every year :P
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I had that same deal being a student, but those days are now over so i'm hoping my RRSP's will keep my from owing the tax man at the end of the year.
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^^ Invest LARGE. I'm cranking mine up again this year, because I'm still nowhere near my limit. The nice part is that your allowances carry over through the years.
Revenue Canada - habmann - 05-03-2007
NOS2Go4Me,May 3 2007, 07:06 AM Wrote:habmann,May 2 2007, 09:37 PM Wrote:NefCanuck,May 2 2007, 08:33 PM Wrote:Being disabled has its advantages... guaranteed refund every year :P
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I had that same deal being a student, but those days are now over so i'm hoping my RRSP's will keep my from owing the tax man at the end of the year.
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^^ Invest LARGE. I'm cranking mine up again this year, because I'm still nowhere near my limit. The nice part is that your allowances carry over through the years.
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I'm not investing a wholel lot, i'm only 23 so i've got many years to let this grow, but i am investing enough that come tax time it should definately help out. At 23 retirement planning isn't on the top of the priority list. Not yet anyways