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Fall In Toronto - BCV6SVT - 11-11-2009
How do you know it's autumn in Toronto?
The Leafs are falling.
What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a triangle?
A triangle has 3 points.
Did you hear Toronto is getting a new area code?
048
How do you keep the Leafs off your front lawn?
Put a net on it.
What does Mike Komisarek and Timmins, Ontario have in common?
They are both Minus 25 come Christmas.
What do Vesa Toskala and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both wear one glove for apparently no reason.
What do the Leafs and a TV evangelist have in common?
They each have the ability to make 20,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"
Where would you find the Red Light District in Toronto?
Behind the Leafs net.
What do Maple Leaf players have in common with Abe Lincoln?
They can't finish a play.
How are Maple Leaf general managers like beachcombers?
They make their living trying to salvage washed up junk.
What do you call a Toronto Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?
A thief.
Why didn't Hamilton get a hockey team?
If Hamilton got an NHL team Toronto would want one too.
What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common?
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
What do you call a Maple Leafs success in 2009?
An overtime loss.
Why are the Maple Leafs like a bad bank?
No checking, no savings, and definitely no interest.
What's 2 feet wide, 30 feet long and sleeps 23 people?
The Leaf's bench.
What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Toronto Blue Jays, and the Toronto Raptors have in common?
None of them can play hockey.
What's the difference between the Leafs and a guy who promised his wife to quit drinking for 8 months?
The guy can look forward to a draft next summer.
What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
They both look good until they hit the ice.
I heard some of the Leafs, Marlies and Raptors all jumped the que and got the H1N1 vaccine. They determined Vesa Toskela didn't need it though cause he can't catch anything.
Fall In Toronto - reldridge - 11-11-2009
:lol:
-signed, a Habs fan.
Fall In Toronto - Burnin21 - 11-11-2009
:rofl:
- signed, another Habs fan :P
Fall In Toronto - NefCanuck - 11-11-2009
* NefCanuck hands the Habs fans a blanket & soother for Carey Price
Signed
A Leafs Fan
Fall In Toronto - euro_zx5 - 11-11-2009
Nice...
What does a Leafs fan do when the team wins the stanley cup?
Turn off their Xbox!
lol
Fall In Toronto - Canadian ST - 11-11-2009
Nice avatar, your dogs are gay. :fag: :fluffy: :fag:
Toronto has 3 professsional sports teams, you have....
Fall In Toronto - BCV6SVT - 11-11-2009
Guy+Girl= Gay???
As for pro teams we have one (2 if you call the CFL pros). But they win games.
Canucks 10-8-0 = winning team (just)
BC Lions 8-10 = losing team (but still in playoffs)
Toronto Maple Leafs 3-7-5 = losing team
Toronto Raptors 3-4 = losing team
Toronto Blue Jays 75-87 = losing team
Toronto Argonauts 3-15 = losing team
Toronto = Fail
Fall In Toronto - Oscar The Grouch - 11-11-2009
Canadian ST,Nov 10 2009, 09:09 PM Wrote:Toronto has 3 professsional sports teams, you have....
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...no loser Toronto teams.
- signed an "Anybody but Leafs" fan.
Fall In Toronto - Canadian ST - 11-11-2009
BCV6SVT,Nov 10 2009, 09:34 PM Wrote:Guy+Girl= Gay???ÃÂ
As for pro teams we have one (2 if you call the CFL pros).ÃÂ But they win games.
Canucks 10-8-0 = winning team (just)
BC Lions 8-10 = losing team (but still in playoffs)
Toronto Maple Leafs 3-7-5 = losing team
Toronto Raptors 3-4 = losing team
Toronto Blue Jays 75-87 = losing team
Toronto Argonauts 3-15 = losing team
Toronto = Fail
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Numbers prove nothing. :ph34r:
your dogs :fluffy:
Fall In Toronto - BCV6SVT - 11-11-2009
Since the OP was about how much the Leafs/Toronto suck/s nard I think that numbers do mean everything.
Please explain your logic on my gay dogs?
Fall In Toronto - fatphocus - 11-11-2009
hahahahaha, those were good
GO AVS GO!!!!
Fall In Toronto - oldeguy - 11-11-2009
Those were funny, depressing, but funny <_< :lol:
A Leaf fan who was alive and able to remember when the Leafs won the Stanley Cup, for real. To all you gamers, have the Leafs ever won the Cup in the Digital World?
Fall In Toronto - Flofocus - 11-12-2009
euro_zx5,Nov 10 2009, 07:56 PM Wrote:Nice...:lol: :lol:
What does a Leafs fan do when the team wins the stanley cup?
Turn off their Xbox!
lol
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Fall In Toronto - NikiterZTS - 11-12-2009
I'm a Leaf fan when they win, which doesn't happen often.
Fall In Toronto - SVT ZX3 - 11-13-2009
Funny how the Leaf's fan points the finger about being ghey....
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Fall In Toronto - Spinal - 11-13-2009
i dont get the 048 area code joke lol
Fall In Toronto - focusracer - 11-13-2009
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