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Stuck In An Elevator - ZX5focused - 09-29-2006
hope its not a repost.....
Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. , you know...''Young,
Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''
The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...''Double Income,
No Kids Yet. "
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...''Rich, Urban, >>>Biker."
The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know...''Double Income,
Little Dog Owner.''
They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...Wash, Iron, f***, Etc.''
Stuck In An Elevator - Alien-Tek - 09-29-2006
Nice....
I like!
Stuck In An Elevator - focusonthis_88 - 09-29-2006
love it..:lol:
Stuck In An Elevator - NikiterZTS - 09-29-2006
thats what the WIFEs are for....period
Stuck In An Elevator - Alien-Tek - 09-29-2006
NikiterZTS,Sep 28 2006, 06:39 PM Wrote:thats what the WIFEs are for....period
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I guess I have a WIE instead of a WIFE. :(
Anyone with me on this one?
:huh:
Stuck In An Elevator - habmann - 09-29-2006
Alien-Tek,Sep 28 2006, 07: Wrote:NikiterZTS,Sep 28 2006, 06:39 PM Wrote:thats what the WIFEs are for....period
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I guess I have a WIE instead of a WIFE. :(
Anyone with me on this one?
:huh:
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I think it would be WI then, cuz f*** could also fall under etc.
Stuck In An Elevator - NikiterZTS - 09-29-2006
got some really usefull wives out there eh
;)
Stuck In An Elevator - focusracer - 09-29-2006
That's why I don't and won't have a wife, never have to worry about it and I prefer to do my own laundry (ex fiance was pissed once, yeah all my black shirts became black with a fine mix of brown from the bleach... bitch) and I don't believe in ironing.
Stuck In An Elevator - meford4u - 09-29-2006
focusracer,Sep 28 2006, 09:14 PM Wrote:That's why I don't and won't have a wife, never have to worry about it and I prefer to do my own laundry (ex fiance was pissed once, yeah all my black shirts became black with a fine mix of brown from the bleach... bitch) and I don't believe in ironing.What are you looking for out of life then? A DILDO???
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I love my wife. :D
Stuck In An Elevator - DD1 - 09-29-2006
taek the f***ing stairs