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Test For Smart People - torradan - 08-31-2006
My dad emailed this to me a bit ago. Figured I'd share.
Test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each
answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down
UNTIL you have answered the question! *(NO CHEATING..........CHEATERS WILL*
*BE SEVERELY CHASTISED)*
**
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
four-year-old.
Test For Smart People - euro_zx5 - 08-31-2006
:lol: I failed.
Test For Smart People - jen_deans - 08-31-2006
i kicked it's ass!!
(only because I have already failed it a few times... hahaha)
Test For Smart People - torradan - 08-31-2006
I failed on all 4. I suck
Test For Smart People - NOS2Go4Me - 08-31-2006
I knew I'd never grow up... I got them all :D
Test For Smart People - PIGEON1 - 08-31-2006
NOS2Go4Me,Aug 30 2006, 09:35 AM Wrote:I knew I'd never grow up... I got them all :D
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Failed the first two but got it figured out at the end.
I'm slow on the start but once I get going nothing will stop me....well except my mom.. :D
Test For Smart People - ZX5chica - 08-31-2006
Second one wrong, all the others I got.... damn giraffe taking up the elephants room!! He wouldn't want Mr. Elephant to step on his toes :)
Test For Smart People - darkpuppet - 08-31-2006
what's wrong with cutting the giraffe up to put him in the fridge?
I took the requirements as they were presented, and came up with the most viable solution.
That being said, I got the 2nd and 3rd questions... forgot that the crocodiles were still at the meeting.. but is it a bad thing to be TOO cautious?
Test For Smart People - torradan - 08-31-2006
Yeah the first question got me all hung up. I was thinking of ways to make the giraffe's neck snap or fold to fit into the fridge. Or cut a hole in the top of the fridge, so I could cram his head into the freezer area.
And how big is the fridge? Dorm size, or regular house size? Baby giraffe? Adult giraffe? Can you grab them by the head and turn their neck into a pretzel?
After that it was all downhill.
Maybe we DO think too much.
![[Image: Giraffe_bw.GIF]](http://www.enchantedlearning.com/ggifs/Giraffe_bw.GIF)
Test For Smart People - darkpuppet - 08-31-2006
^^--- I'm sorry, but "Brown polygons on a cream/tan background" is HILARIOUS!!
Test For Smart People - NOS2Go4Me - 08-31-2006
Why DO giraffes have horns, anyways? XM radio beta testing?
Test For Smart People - darkpuppet - 08-31-2006
NOS2Go4Me,Aug 30 2006, 01:15 PM Wrote:Why DO giraffes have horns, anyways? XM radio beta testing?
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they're like antenna's on fullsize trucks. If it rubs on the ceiling, they're too tall for that parking garage.
Test For Smart People - residentdud - 08-31-2006
I fed the giraffe to the elephant!!! LMAO
Test For Smart People - Frost__2001 - 08-31-2006
I got them all right ! :)
Test For Smart People - NOS2Go4Me - 08-31-2006
darkpuppet,Aug 30 2006, 01:25 PM Wrote:NOS2Go4Me,Aug 30 2006, 01:15 PM Wrote:Why DO giraffes have horns, anyways? XM radio beta testing?
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they're like antenna's on fullsize trucks. If it rubs on the ceiling, they're too tall for that parking garage.
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:rofl: :rofl:
Test For Smart People - dlb - 08-31-2006
3 out of 4 right. I missed the last one ???????
Test For Smart People - PIGEON1 - 08-31-2006
Ok guys I think you are alittle to stuck on the questions themselves.......
I think there are other questions to be answered here today. IE
who is the brain child to come up with this test?
Who is the fool that got sold on this test? and how dumb can he really be?
Why in the hell did we as sensable people get sucked into this foolish test? and lastly...
I can't be that smart to have had bragged that I only got 50% on this test.
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Test For Smart People - meford4u - 08-31-2006
This test too coplicated for small brains like DD1 and I. :lol:
Test For Smart People - darkpuppet - 08-31-2006
meford4u,Aug 30 2006, 11:16 PM Wrote:This test too coplicated for small brains like DD1 and I. :lol:
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how's this then...
is it ok to hook up with your best friend's sister in-law AND daughter.
surely this is more your speed :P