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Letter From A Wife To A Husband.
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02-06-2007, 01:07 AM
To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned
into the driveway. Fortunately I really didn't get hurt, so please
don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The
garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a
halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you
will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms
again.

Your loving wife.

P.S. Your girlfriend called.
























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Looks like Mefords truck. :lol:
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02-06-2007, 01:26 AM
That's ok at least the coolest thing in his garage survived. (The Vespa) :D

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02-06-2007, 03:14 AM
I think the Vespa is gonna need a little dusting off :lol:
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02-06-2007, 03:23 AM
you getting my mail?
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02-06-2007, 04:22 AM
Burnin21,Feb 5 2007, 12:14 PM Wrote:I think the Vespa is gonna need a little dusting off :lol:
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on the other hand how do you explain that to the guys at the office? one day you show up with your brand spanking new Ferrari the next you're showing up in a Vespa.

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02-06-2007, 04:55 AM
So that's how a ferrari would look lowered...

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02-06-2007, 05:30 AM
focusracer,Feb 5 2007, 01:55 PM Wrote:So that's how a ferrari would look lowered...
[right][snapback]225787[/snapback][/right]

I think I saw Ludacris poking around in there... :D

That's some funny s***, and I've seen that picture elsewhere before.
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02-06-2007, 11:03 AM
where's microbunny when you need him to do some buffing
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02-07-2007, 01:36 AM
Revenge is sweet :)

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02-07-2007, 07:28 AM (This post was last modified: 02-07-2007, 07:28 AM by Frost__2001.)
you know what that photo is a repost though...
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