[SVT ZX3]

Stolen from another forum...OF COARSE!

Quote:I was bored today and read a few forums...
What's going on in the car forums?

Bentley forums- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird forums- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang (Chevelle) forums- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
Civic forums- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
VW Bug forum- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
Yugo Forum- - - When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum- - - Wind noise around 210MPH
Miata forums- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
Pontiac Fiero forum- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series forum- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Chevy Suburban Forum- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
Buick Forum- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean forum- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche forums- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Saturn forums- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Jaguar forum- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mercedes forum- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
Mini forum- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)>
Dodge Viper forum- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer forum- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away.That's $35 in gas.
Fiat forum- - -Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mahtruck?
SRT Forums- - -"Will this void my warranty"
RX7 Forums- - - 13B Group buy full, stop PM'ing me.
DSM Forums- - -Transmission Group buy Full stop PM'ing me
Supra Forums- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Vette Forums- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?
Ford 2.3 forums- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
VW Scirocco Forums - - - Warranty? What's that!
Daihatsu forum - - - Gesundheit!
Isuzu forum - - -also Gesundheit!
Vintage Morgan Owner's Group forum- - - Termites ate my frame! Also; got a great deal from the local tire shop on a set of four new Goodyears, anybody need the extra one?
Amphicar forum - - - Some punk kid on a JetSki just caught air off my rear fender, crashed into the pier and caught on fire. Heh. (pics)
Saab forum - - -Thanks all on your condolences re: Uncle Olaf. His sacrifice is a lesson to us all; electrically heated seats and extra frijoles with your Tex-mex dinner is not a healthy combination...
Mary-Kay Kosmetics Kustoms forum - - -I just got this car and suddenly my wife's looking at me really funny... anybody know where I can get a cheap paint job really fast?
VW Cabriolet Club forum - - - I just got this car and suddenly my wife's looking at me really funny... so is my best friend Bruce, who I've known since we were both in hair stylist's school...
Lada Owner's forum - - - Upgrade! Install Marelli electrics instead of that lousy russian sh...
MG/ Triumph Owner's forum - - - Upgrade! Install Marelli electrics instead of that lousy british sh...
Messerschmidt Bubble-car Owner's forum - - - "Und zere I vuz at 3000 meters ofer Normandy; und schome punk kid in ein Lockheed P-38 Lightning strafes mein right ving..." (pics, alzo mit hand gestures)

[mpcv2000]

There's some very good one in there... :P

[meford4u]

Ford Focus Forum.........123hp and we rave about it!

[Flofocus]

Quote:Hummer forum- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away.That's $35 in gas.

:rofl:

[PARKINGLOT]

meford4u,May 17 2007, 04:14 PM Wrote:Ford Focus Forum.........123hp and we rave about it!
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Ford Focus Forum: Why does Ford keep screwing us???

[Frost__2001]

lol I like the yugo one.

[laidman]

Crown Victoria forum- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

THat or slow down when seen in a rearview mirror

[PDW]

laidman,May 18 2007, 12:55 PM Wrote:Crown Victoria forum- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
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^^ so true :lol:
could work for chevy impala forum too

[NOS2Go4Me]

Dodge Avenger forum - How come no-one told me it was a cross-dressing Caliber?

[PARKINGLOT]

NOS2Go4Me,May 18 2007, 08:35 PM Wrote:Dodge Avenger forum - How come no-one told me it was a cross-dressing Caliber?
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Jeep Compass Forum - How come no-one told me it was a cross-dressing Caliber?
Jeep Patriot Forum - How come no-one told me it was a cross-dressing Caliber?

:lol: hahahaha

[zx5power]

I love the saturn one
Saturn forums- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace. haha