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06-20-2008, 10:24 PM (This post was last modified: 06-20-2008, 10:24 PM by oldeguy.)
On my way to work this morning, while having my morning coffee, I ran into the back of another car. The guy got out of his car, and I noticed he was a dwarf, ( little person ). The first words out of his mouth were " I'm not Happy". So I asked him who was he then. :lol:
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06-20-2008, 10:31 PM
ROFL! :rofl:
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06-20-2008, 11:02 PM
:P :lol: :P :lol: :P
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06-20-2008, 11:49 PM
his name was SAM....Small Angry Man
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06-20-2008, 11:57 PM
ive heard that one before its a classic
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06-21-2008, 12:05 AM
I copied and forwarded that to my parents and they thought I was in an accident with a midget. LOL I had to explain to them that it was a joke, and they still didn't get it. LMAO.
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2008 Taurus X to be modded.
2002 ZX5 parted out. Forever known as the "SLOCUS".
2010 Dyno #'s 102.96HP/105.84TQ
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06-21-2008, 02:06 AM
and that's how the fight started.

I saw that a while ago, emailed it to a bunch of friends, same thing as focus man focus, a few of them thought I'd had a fight with a midget. A few of them were actually pretty choked at me until they found out it was just a joke.
No name, Cheap and Slutty.

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06-21-2008, 04:25 AM
... I almost wanna put this in Handicapped Parking :lol:

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06-21-2008, 08:14 AM
Yes Nef, please do...right alongside 'Oil for food'... :lol:
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06-21-2008, 09:06 AM
how much damage was there on his car???
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06-24-2008, 04:48 AM
/\ is this guy serious?
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2008 Lincoln MKX Limited Edition - Grocery Getter
2007 Suzuki GSXR 600 - Rode and Sold
2004 Jeep Liberty Renegade - Offroaded and Sold
2008 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited X - R.I.P. Electrical Fire
2000 Ford Focus ZX3 - Traded in Now DrunkinMonkeys Car
2003 Ford Taurus Wagon - Inherited Drove and Sold
2000 Ford Focus ZX3 Turbo - Award Winning 336 WHP - Parted and Scraped
1990 Ford Festiva - My 1st Car

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06-24-2008, 06:03 AM
ZX3_2NV,Jun 23 2008, 01:48 PM Wrote:/\ is this guy serious?
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hahaha :lol:
2002 Ford Focus ZTS (Gave it away)
125whp/129wtq
2006 Subaru Impreza WRX with JDM 6 speed
207whp/273wtq Innovative tuned on Mustang dyno (Stage 2)13.9@99mph
320whp/330wtq Innovative tuned on Mustang dyno (Stage 3)
352whp/360wtq Dynojet
13.3@106mph
2004 Ford F-150 Lariat
2008 Honda CBR600RR "Silver Bullet" R.I.P.
2009 Honda CBR600RR "To Punish & Enslave"
2001 Honda CBR F4i Stunt bike "Burn the Rubber, not your soul"
2013 China 90cc dirt bike
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