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Call to IT Department
Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse you retard ââ¬Â¦. moron
Caller: Mmmmmââ¬Â¦Ã¢â¬Â¦.. oh really? ... I will send a picture.
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OMFG.
That will hurt the drum...
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I know they used to put mickey mouse drawings on paper... but this is rediculous...
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I always suspected that HP used mickey mouse parts in their products....
and there's Da Proof! :D
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lol I just sent that to our IT and Mail room department.
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I had to google for the pic but thats some funny s***
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11-30-2009, 07:26 AM
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Was the mouse ok?
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2DXTRM,Nov 29 2009, 05:26 PM Wrote:Was the mouse ok?
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He probably wrote his feelings down on paper. :lol:
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