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12 Days Of Christmas Parody
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#21
12-09-2009, 11:13 AM
LOL Great bump!
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#22
12-09-2009, 09:27 PM
Bumped during the first serious snowstorm Ontario has seen for the Christmas 2009 season... nice one Daniel! :lol: :lol:
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#23
12-09-2009, 11:30 PM
Nice one now if we could put it into an actual song with some music that would be great. :D
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#24
12-10-2009, 02:09 AM
Scorcher000,Dec 9 2009, 08:30 AM Wrote:Nice one now if we could put it into an actual song with some music that would be great. :D
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..do I have to actually sing it now? :P

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#25
12-10-2009, 02:31 AM
Lol, no I was trying to input it in the Speech rec system but it will only do so many letters, then record the sound, enhance it and add it to some music lol.
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12-10-2009, 02:40 AM
Or if ppl would pick a line like one person per thing that happened and email it to me I could compose something together lol
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12-10-2009, 03:07 AM
NOS2Go4Me,Dec 9 2009, 06:27 AM Wrote:Bumped during the first serious snowstorm Ontario has seen for the Christmas 2009 season... nice one Daniel! :lol: :lol:
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Dumb luck? :lol:

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12-11-2009, 01:31 AM
NOS2Go4Me,Dec 9 2009, 06:27 AM Wrote:Bumped during the first serious snowstorm Ontario has seen for the Christmas 2009 season... nice one Daniel! :lol: :lol:
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Serious Snow Storm? Toronto got a slight dusting. It was just the paniced drivers that made everything serious.
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12-11-2009, 05:20 AM
^^Panicked drivers are serious business.

On a related note, North Bay got 26cm yesterday (and through last night) and everyone made it to work. Imagine that??? :lol:

Nate - I'm starting to enjoy having snow tires. You suck. :D Literally drove the truck through 7-8&quot; of fresh snow on the in-laws' lawn to get out of the way so they could snowblow the driveway. Between the tires and 4WD, the truck really didn't care. Drove right back out again over his snowbanks, too. :lol:
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#30
12-11-2009, 05:58 AM
NOS2Go4Me,Dec 10 2009, 03:20 PM Wrote:Nate - I'm starting to enjoy having snow tires. You suck. :D
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No, you suck for arguing with me on a subject you damn well knew I was right on. :P Your just stubborn.

We got 22cm's yesterday. Fawkin car was shakin like crazy on the highway this morning. Should of rinsed those wheels out after the drifting seesions.

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12-11-2009, 07:18 AM
Did somebody say drifting? MMmmmm
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#32
12-11-2009, 11:55 PM
Great bump nef... this is why we don't throw posts out around here :P
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12-12-2009, 01:02 AM
darkpuppet,Dec 11 2009, 08:55 AM Wrote:Great bump nef... this is why we don't throw posts out around here :P
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That and the fact that some of the old stuff will probably make great blackmail material in a few years time :D

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#34
12-21-2010, 02:36 AM
It's that time of year again folks, yearly bump (and I've cleaned up the original posting to make it easier to read Smile)

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12-21-2010, 04:18 AM
(12-09-2009, 09:02 AM)NefCanuck Wrote: Yearly bump, earlier this year because of all the new members, have to give 'em the heads up :rofl:

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great post nefcanuck. did you come up with this stuff on your own?
not sure why no one posted anything funny as this last year or before ?
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12-21-2010, 04:24 AM
(12-21-2010, 04:18 AM)paolo Wrote:
(12-09-2009, 09:02 AM)NefCanuck Wrote: Yearly bump, earlier this year because of all the new members, have to give 'em the heads up :rofl:

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great post nefcanuck. did you come up with this stuff on your own?
not sure why no one posted anything funny as this last year or before ?

Yeah I was literally sitting there one night after reading about someone's problems with their Focus and just started writing, some of the stuff was pretty easy (two CV joints in a car, four tires etc.) but the less common stuff required some thought.

The running commentary at the end of each verse was done way before the battery issues that I had with the little red rollerskate, back in the day Wink

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#37
12-21-2010, 12:59 PM
Great bump as usual nef...


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#38
12-23-2010, 02:23 PM
hahahaha this is neat!! cheers to I think dp who bumped it?
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12-24-2010, 12:33 PM
OMG YES! I see my post from when i first joined.
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#40
12-24-2010, 10:21 PM
MOAR SNOW AND EGGNOG!

Gotta celebrate my first Focus Christmas in what - 3 years? Cool

There was only a dusting of snow on the Focus this morning. Boo! I love driving sideways off the line!

Merry Christmas folks!

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