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Saturday Night Joke Thread....
#1
Turbo CRX
scroll down to the pics......
:lol: :lol: :lol:
'05 Grand Cherokee LTD Hemi

'02 black ZX5 ****currently on jack stands my parents garage missing a transmission****
--FC/OBX 4-2-1 Race Header--FS Flex--MBRP catback exhaust--AEM CAI--Brembo Brakes with Hawk HPS pads--Toucan(ractive) 9mm Plug wires--FC Plug wire cover--Polished aluminum Ractive Strut Bar
Not installed: FK 60/40 Springs
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#2
Now thats Creative...
Next hes gunna make a bomb and kill everyone on that fourm.
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#3
KICK AZZ
2000 ZX3
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#4
d00d, I so want one for t3h Focuz :P o.0
Daily driver 1: 2007 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Sport "S"

33" BFG Mud-Terrain KM2s, lots of Rough Country gear - bumper, 2.5" lift, swaybar disconnects, Superwinch 10,000lb winch, Detroit Locker in rear D44 axle, custom exhaust, K+N filtercharger, Superchips-tuned.

Daily driver 2: 2006 Subaru Legacy GT

COBB Stage 1+ package - AccessPort tuner, COBB intake and airbox. Stage 2 coming shortly - COBB 3" AT stainless DP and race cat, custom 3" Magnaflow-based exhaust and Stage 2 COBB tune.
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#5
And some of you think this place is s**t. :thumbsdownsmileyanim: :twak:
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#6
Flo... how come your turbo doesnt look like that.
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N
05 300C 5.7: Sold
99 Civic SIR: Sold
03 Focus SVT: Sold
01 Focus ZX3: Sold
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#7
scoobasteve,Jul 18 2005, 05:46 PM Wrote:Flo... how come your turbo doesnt look like that.
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Cuz Im not 17.
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#8
DO IT !!!!
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N
05 300C 5.7: Sold
99 Civic SIR: Sold
03 Focus SVT: Sold
01 Focus ZX3: Sold
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#9
what's the deal with that forum? instead of saying yeah that car is odd and yeah it's ugly they should be giving the guy praise that he build something that impressive at a young age of 17... hell at 17 I was chasing tail and going to the movies! if that indeed is a 7s car wow I wouldn't be able to build that today prolly. Not sure if you kept reading the thread but near the end the rednecks woke up out of their daily drunken slumbar and started flaming each other, oh man the " ya'lls " were flying high



yall
***want to buy***
MBRP................ check
SCT Xcal2 ........ check
VF mounts
Adj. Dampers ... check
Meford's Mom.... sale pending
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#10
FUC KIN RIGHT!
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#11
7s 1/8 mile not 1/4
dont kid urself
'05 Grand Cherokee LTD Hemi

'02 black ZX5 ****currently on jack stands my parents garage missing a transmission****
--FC/OBX 4-2-1 Race Header--FS Flex--MBRP catback exhaust--AEM CAI--Brembo Brakes with Hawk HPS pads--Toucan(ractive) 9mm Plug wires--FC Plug wire cover--Polished aluminum Ractive Strut Bar
Not installed: FK 60/40 Springs
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#12
ZX5focused,Jul 19 2005, 09:51 PM Wrote:7s 1/8 mile not 1/4
dont kid urself
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what does the focus do in the 1/8th? stock

who has the fastest time slips on here?
***want to buy***
MBRP................ check
SCT Xcal2 ........ check
VF mounts
Adj. Dampers ... check
Meford's Mom.... sale pending
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#13
i seriously doubt thats a 7 sec car.....
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N
05 300C 5.7: Sold
99 Civic SIR: Sold
03 Focus SVT: Sold
01 Focus ZX3: Sold
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#14
nobody's really posted times on here besides Flofocus for awhile. but i think the quickest ones would be any of the boosted foci. Hardkore, BLuetoy(before he got rid of it) Darkpuppet, Mitch(zx3tuning) has the new powerworks kit on his car and it supposedly puts out high numbers, and then theres SVT dean who looks like hes dumped a shitload of $$ into his Turbo project so it could put out major numbers. anything quick here needs at least 10 psi and good traction
'05 Grand Cherokee LTD Hemi

'02 black ZX5 ****currently on jack stands my parents garage missing a transmission****
--FC/OBX 4-2-1 Race Header--FS Flex--MBRP catback exhaust--AEM CAI--Brembo Brakes with Hawk HPS pads--Toucan(ractive) 9mm Plug wires--FC Plug wire cover--Polished aluminum Ractive Strut Bar
Not installed: FK 60/40 Springs
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#15
nass,Jul 20 2005, 10:13 AM Wrote:
ZX5focused,Jul 19 2005, 09:51 PM Wrote:7s 1/8 mile not 1/4
dont kid urself
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what does the focus do in the 1/8th? stock

who has the fastest time slips on here?
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Fastest that I've seen for a focus(from canada), is JAYS200ZX3's old focus.

He ran 13.6 I think with slicks and his T3 setup. But that car burnt to the ground.

french_connection also got into the mid 14's with his JRSVT. I'm pretty sure he pulled a 14.5.
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#16
Mason,Jul 17 2005, 10:55 AM Wrote:KICK AZZ
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I do beleive I said KICK AZZ.

Reminds me of when we but the exaust off my buddie's Trecel right up by the engine. It was the TURBO trecel.. Kicked ass and loud as s**t lol
2000 ZX3
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