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Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions
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your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
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Okay...I want to be congratulated for reaching my milestone
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Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
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CONGRATS BUNNY!
haha both of us hit 3000 on the same day haha
youre still behind me bud...
Just where phantom wants to be too :ph34r:
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yo momma's so fat, she got stopped at the airport for having 300 pounds of crack.
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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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and with that I'm off to bed now... some of us do work in the morning.
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OMG THAT WAS FUNNY TOO.... PERHAPS EVEN FUNNIER THAN THE FIRST TIME I HEARD IT 5 MINUTES AGO...
WOW...
WOW.....
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Your momma's so dirty the flies on a dog s**t passed out
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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
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Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
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Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her
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Yo mamma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Your momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
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Your momma's so greasy her freckles slipped off.
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Yo Mama's so fat she throws up gravy
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