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08-10-2005, 02:23 PM
Yo momma so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
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08-10-2005, 02:24 PM
Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost
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98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold 
08-10-2005, 02:24 PM
Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
08-10-2005, 02:24 PM
Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold
08-10-2005, 02:25 PM
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
08-10-2005, 02:25 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-10-2005, 02:25 PM by scoobasteve.)
Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold
08-10-2005, 02:25 PM
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars, episode3
08-10-2005, 02:26 PM
Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked c
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold
08-10-2005, 02:26 PM
yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold
08-10-2005, 02:26 PM
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
08-10-2005, 02:27 PM
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold
08-10-2005, 02:27 PM
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it
08-10-2005, 02:28 PM
Yo momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold
08-10-2005, 02:28 PM
Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold
08-10-2005, 02:28 PM
Yo mamma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo
08-10-2005, 02:29 PM
Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold
08-10-2005, 02:29 PM
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
08-10-2005, 02:29 PM
Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold
08-10-2005, 02:30 PM
Yo mamma so fat her legs look like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
08-10-2005, 02:30 PM
Yo mamas so fat after sex she rolles over and smokes a ham
05 Altima SE-R
98 Grand Cherokee 5.9: Flowmaster; K&N 05 300C 5.7: Sold 99 Civic SIR: Sold 03 Focus SVT: Sold 01 Focus ZX3: Sold |
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