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FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.................................49.
Adventurous............................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking........................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure.....................On medication.
Feminist...............................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie
Friendship first.......................Former slut.
New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned..........................No BJs.
Open-minded............................Desperate.
Outgoing...............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional...........................Bitch.
Voluptuous.............................Very Fat.
Large frame............................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate........................Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now...
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex now?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay..
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Quote:Wants Soul mate........................Stalker
LMAO true, and funny......
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Through the eyes of Darkpuppet:
FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.................................I'm in!
Adventurous............................Slept with everyone, and won't sleep with darkpuppet.
Athletic...............................No breasts, and won't sleep with darkpuppet
Average looking........................Moooo, and won't sleep with darkpuppet
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar, and won't sleep with darkpuppet
Emotionally Secure.....................On medication, might date darkpuppet
Feminist...............................Fat, won't date darkpuppet
Free spirit............................Junkie, wants $40 to date darkpuppet
Friendship first.......................Former slut, soon to go back to slutting, but not until darkpuppet get's denied.
New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places, darkpuppet no wanna date!
Old-fashioned..........................No BJs, but will sleep with everyone except darkpuppet
Open-minded............................Desperate, but not THAT desperate
Outgoing...............................Loud and Embarrassing, yet still embarrassed by darkpuppet
Professional...........................Bitch, does it make a difference?
Voluptuous.............................Very Fat, only wants dinner.
Large frame............................Hugely Fat, still won't date darkpuppet.
Wants Soul mate........................Stalker, darkpuppet not soulmatey.
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:lol: Great perspectives...
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darkpuppet,Jan 19 2006, 09:05 PM Wrote:Through the eyes of Darkpuppet:
FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.................................I'm in!
Adventurous............................Slept with everyone, and won't sleep with darkpuppet.
Athletic...............................No breasts, and won't sleep with darkpuppet
Average looking........................Moooo, and won't sleep with darkpuppet
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar, and won't sleep with darkpuppet
Emotionally Secure.....................On medication, might date darkpuppet
Feminist...............................Fat, won't date darkpuppet
Free spirit............................Junkie, wants $40 to date darkpuppet
Friendship first.......................Former slut, soon to go back to slutting, but not until darkpuppet get's denied.
New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places, darkpuppet no wanna date!
Old-fashioned..........................No BJs, but will sleep with everyone except darkpuppet
Open-minded............................Desperate, but not THAT desperate
Outgoing...............................Loud and Embarrassing, yet still embarrassed by darkpuppet
Professional...........................Bitch, does it make a difference?
Voluptuous.............................Very Fat, only wants dinner.
Large frame............................Hugely Fat, still won't date darkpuppet.
Wants Soul mate........................Stalker, darkpuppet not soulmatey.
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omg thats hilarious, and the DPs is even better, i almost burst out laughing in class in the middle of a presentation.
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no, not really, just beating meford to the keyboard is all... :P
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darkpuppet,Jan 19 2006, 04:13 PM Wrote:no, not really, just beating meford to the keyboard is all... :P
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DP: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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You forgot one..
Seeks professional male = you better have money
Seeks companion = I just wanna have sex
Seeks friendship = I want your money, but you get no sex
Seeks younger male = I want to cheat on my husband
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darkpuppet,Jan 19 2006, 05:05 PM Wrote:Through the eyes of Darkpuppet:
Wants Soul mate........................Stalker, darkpuppet not soulmatey.
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darkpuppet,Jan 19 2006, 04:13 PM Wrote:no, not really, just beating meford to the keyboard is all... :P
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Hmmm, where is meford today anyway?
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Haha That was f***in awesome :lol:
Professional...........................Bitch, does it make a difference? :lol:
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