[2001 ZTS]

Night-s***™ (to the tune of Night Moves by Bob Seger)

I was a little too lame
Could’ve used a few foot-pounds
XENON map-light hardly reknown
She was a sangria red beauty with big dark eyes
And LED dome light sitting way up high
Way up lame and high

Out past the rez where the woods got heavy
Out in sticks I got my spray can ready
Workin’ on lighting without any clues
Workin’ on my Night-s***™
Tryin’ to make some Focus worthy news
Workin’ on my Night-s***™
In the wintertime
In the sweet wintertime

I ain’t too smart, oh no, far from it
I’m just searchin’ for some smart ass comment
I’m just young and restless and bored
Livin’ by the keyboard
And we’d steal it every chance we could
From Crappy Tire, the WalMart oh my rusty hood
I used it, it stuck to me
But nobody cared
I was gettin’ my fumes
Workin’ on my Night-s***™
Tryin’ to lose the underpowered blues
Workin’ on my Night-s***™
And it was wintertime

And oh I wonder
Saw the lighting
And I waited on the laughter
Waited on the laughter

I awoke last night to the sound of laughter
From the computer I heard the chatter
Started rambling a hacker code from 2002
Ain’t it funny lookin at the Night-s***™
When I just don’t seem to have any more to lose
Strange looking at the Night-s***™
With springtime closing in

[2001 ZTS]

Original:

Words and music by bob seger

I was a little too tall
Could’ve used a few pounds
Tight pants points hardly reknown
She was a black-haired beauty with big dark eyes
And points all her own sitting way up high
Way up firm and high

Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy
Out in the back seat of my ’60 chevy
Workin’ on mysteries without any clues
Workin’ on our night moves
Tryin’ to make some front page drive-in news
Workin’ on our night moves
In the summertime
In the sweet summertime

We weren’t in love, oh no, far from it
We weren’t searchin’ for some pie in the sky summit
We were just young and restless and bored
Livin’ by the sword
And we’d steal away every chance we could
To the backroom, to the alley or the trusty woods
I used her, she used me
But neither one cared
We were gettin’ our share
Workin’ on our night moves
Tryin’ to lose the awkward teenage blues
Workin’ on our night moves
And it was summertime

And oh the wonder
We felt the lightning
And we waited on the thunder
Waited on the thunder

I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain’t it funny how the night moves
When you just don’t seem to have as much to lose
Strange how the night moves
With autumn closing in

It would would be good if someone would host a MP3 of the original and I'll buy a beer for whoever overdubs my lyrics on to it.

EDIT: Found a vid

http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia/capi001/bo...tmoves_v300.asx

[meford4u]

Hey where's my credit. I inspired this. But excellent work.

[habmann]

2001 ZTS - officially song writer of FC.net?

Pretty impressive. I think puppet should find a way so that any time nite-shade is searched for this is the only post that comes up.

[ANTHONYD]

Pure Facking gold.....

A: I love Seger (Have all his albums on vinyl)

B: Well thought out and written.

CLASSIC!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::

[NefCanuck]

Nice, makes my Twelve Days after Christmas parody look rather limp by comparison :lol:

NefCanuck