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<Tenchi147> if you were in a shower with another guy and he droped the soup
<Tenchi147> would you do anything?
<Oolong^Pokemon> not if it wasn't my boyfriend
<Oolong^Pokemon> hell no
<Tenchi147> I am not thinking while typeing
<Tenchi147> I am going to shut up now
<Katarica> If I was in the shower and another girl dropped the soup
<Katarica> I would wonder why the HELL she was eating soup in the f***ing shower

<Kazz> Everybody kept screeching "DON'T DO IT LOOK AT ALL YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE FOR" and he was like "no im gona do it" and I said "How?" and he said "Knife through the heart" and I was like "Wicked. Send pics."
<Sharkey> My favorite one was back in #verge years ago. Finally after I ribbed her for about an hour she said that she'd slashed her wrists because of me. I asked her if she was typing with her tongue.
<Kazz> I suggested he fall on a chainsaw. He liked the messiness.
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#2
i don't get it, are those suppose to be jokes?
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#3
cynicalkane: why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
cynicalkane: because there's twenty of them

<Arwen`> maybe she hates clubs because she's ugly.
<jasong> maybe she hates clubs because she's a seal
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33" BFG Mud-Terrain KM2s, lots of Rough Country gear - bumper, 2.5" lift, swaybar disconnects, Superwinch 10,000lb winch, Detroit Locker in rear D44 axle, custom exhaust, K+N filtercharger, Superchips-tuned.

Daily driver 2: 2006 Subaru Legacy GT

COBB Stage 1+ package - AccessPort tuner, COBB intake and airbox. Stage 2 coming shortly - COBB 3" AT stainless DP and race cat, custom 3" Magnaflow-based exhaust and Stage 2 COBB tune.
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NOS2Go4Me,Feb 21 2006, 05:05 PM Wrote:cynicalkane: why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
cynicalkane: because there's twenty of them
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#5
IRC quotes?

some hilarious stuff here!!!!
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#6
why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of boyscouts?
because he was up to a pack and a half a day
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#7
A HE HE-HE

OWWWWWW~
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#8
haha.lol
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