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Wow! Man I sometimes really miss bouncing at the local bar, I could totally make an instructional video just like that. Best line from a bouncer I ever heard was at a strip club last weekend, bouncer says to a guy who'd just slashed a strippers face with a broken bottle, for refusing to give a drunk f***tard a poster "I'm gonna teach this door frame a f***in' lesson, with your f***in' head!!!" He sounded quite remarkably like a pissed off Al Pacino when he said it too. I'm pretty sure there were teeth marks on the door frame after he was done.