Hi, Guest
06-06-2006, 02:57 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-06-2006, 03:02 AM by Oscar The Grouch.)
Okay time to get rid of people the MacGyver way.
First, we jury rig a push button tailgate release on a crappy old truck so that when the user in the truck pushes it, the tailgate goes down fast.
Second, we call up the MNR and see if they can help us trap 6-10 skunks.
Third, place some food in the truck bed and lead the skunks into the bed and close the tailgate.
Now here comes the fun.
When they've stopped doing burnouts and are admiring each other's car (walking around and checking their trunk audio), you strike. Drive up slow at first as to not get their attention, when close enough, put the hammer down, hit the tailgate button and do a half donut burnout. This launches the skunks and their food right towards the crowd. The skunks should survive this.
The Skunks will be so ennerved from:
1. Loud Music.
2. Being tossed.
3. Around so many freaky people.
This in turn will kick the skunks into defense overdrive and spray everything within 50 feet.
If you're lucky, some of the food and skunks will land in the cars themselves. This in turn will make people think if they should chase after you, they will get sprayed more.
While this is occurring, drive away quickly. Make sure that you are in disguise and there are no plates on the truck. When outta sight of the other party, ditch the truck and run.
First, we jury rig a push button tailgate release on a crappy old truck so that when the user in the truck pushes it, the tailgate goes down fast.
Second, we call up the MNR and see if they can help us trap 6-10 skunks.
Third, place some food in the truck bed and lead the skunks into the bed and close the tailgate.
Now here comes the fun.
When they've stopped doing burnouts and are admiring each other's car (walking around and checking their trunk audio), you strike. Drive up slow at first as to not get their attention, when close enough, put the hammer down, hit the tailgate button and do a half donut burnout. This launches the skunks and their food right towards the crowd. The skunks should survive this.
The Skunks will be so ennerved from:
1. Loud Music.
2. Being tossed.
3. Around so many freaky people.
This in turn will kick the skunks into defense overdrive and spray everything within 50 feet.
If you're lucky, some of the food and skunks will land in the cars themselves. This in turn will make people think if they should chase after you, they will get sprayed more.
While this is occurring, drive away quickly. Make sure that you are in disguise and there are no plates on the truck. When outta sight of the other party, ditch the truck and run.
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Active: 2007 SES Hatch, Motegi MR7 Rims with 215/45ZR17 Michelin Pilot Super Sport Tires, debadged, black painted calipers and drums, RS Knob, CFM Short Throw, Billet E-Brake, CFM Focus pedals, MBRP Exhaust, XCal2, FS Front and Rear Strut Tower Bars, Diamond Plate Floor Mats and Sills, Alpine MP3 Deck, Alpine V-Power 300w Amp, Pioneer IMPP Sub, AlpineType-S door speakers, VF Engineering Rear Motor Mount, F2 RS Spoiler, Tokico D-spec shocks, HTP Cross Brace, EBC Rotors, Hawk HPS Pads, Russell SS Brake Lines, RS Wheel, SVT Blue Seats, Vibrant 2.5" Race Highflow Cat, CFM UDP. Rear SVT bumper to come.
Active: 2005 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited TJ [LJ], Volant CAI, 32" BFG Mud Terrains, and a whole bunch of goodies.
Active: 2007 SES Hatch, Motegi MR7 Rims with 215/45ZR17 Michelin Pilot Super Sport Tires, debadged, black painted calipers and drums, RS Knob, CFM Short Throw, Billet E-Brake, CFM Focus pedals, MBRP Exhaust, XCal2, FS Front and Rear Strut Tower Bars, Diamond Plate Floor Mats and Sills, Alpine MP3 Deck, Alpine V-Power 300w Amp, Pioneer IMPP Sub, AlpineType-S door speakers, VF Engineering Rear Motor Mount, F2 RS Spoiler, Tokico D-spec shocks, HTP Cross Brace, EBC Rotors, Hawk HPS Pads, Russell SS Brake Lines, RS Wheel, SVT Blue Seats, Vibrant 2.5" Race Highflow Cat, CFM UDP. Rear SVT bumper to come.
Active: 2005 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited TJ [LJ], Volant CAI, 32" BFG Mud Terrains, and a whole bunch of goodies.
