[darkpuppet]

This appeared on the web shortly before being pulled down by the lawyers for Scientology..

Quote:They teach that 75 million years ago the thetans were actually hundreds and hundreds of billions of interplanetary space beings placed on Earth by the evil galactic space ruler Xenu. They were killed by Xenu when he placed their bodies around volcanoes (somewhere around Hawaii) and bombarded them with H-Bombs. Their souls attempted to escape after death, but Xenu anticipated this and had machines ready to capture them. The souls were taken to giant 3D cinemas and brainwashed into believing all kinds of bad things, like the story of God and the devil. Finally, Xenu released thetans into the atmosphere, where they began to clump together and make their way into our human ancestor's brains.