[darkpuppet]

Before I go into the story, you should all know that this chick is smokin'... absolutely outta my league. If anything I'd be an amusing toy in her boy collection, and that's about all a man could hope for.

that she even talks to me is probably due to the fact that she's on my volleyball team and I'm fortunate enough to be one of the better players on the team.

Anyhooo. The story culminates in her approaching me last Thursday in front of a court full of players and proclaims, "I think I left my shorts in your car".

score one for darkpuppet

not really.. I guess I should admit, they aren't really underwear, I took liberties to make the post more interesting (at least give me credit for trying to entertain you all). The item of clothing in question is running shorts.

How did they end up in the back of my car?

well, what does a high maintenance, semi-princess type do after a volleyball game in 30C heat? She wants to change into something spiffy for going out for a pint afterwards...

Remember, she must always look her best, and in that case, it means tight clothes on hot days. So she was wearing running shorts. Now, you're not supposed to wear underwear with running shorts... some girls wear a thong, which is fine, but the rest go commando.

She would be commando this day.

Now, she wanted to change, I was driving, and my car had tinted windows. So she slipped into the back seat, and proceeded to change... so yes, I had bare hot chick ass on my back seat! ...woot!

Anyways, turns out she forgot her shorts in the back of my car, but the mileage I'm getting out of her changing AND forgetting her shorts in my car has been fantastic. (yeah, we can all joke about it...)

ie.. on our way to the pub lastweek to meet her cousin

Hot chick: "Now, they may try to tell you that I'm a party girl.. Don't believe what they say!"
Me: " well, you did leave your shorts in my car..."

and that's about it.

now go ahead.. rate your disappointment...