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My old boss had a colonoscopy done inspecting for cancer because it ran in his family. I thought they were looking for his head but apparantley that up someone elses ass. They give you a mondo freakin super laxative to REALLY clean you out, as much of a dickhead as he was he was a pretty good practical joker. He had some of the super duper lax leftover, we poured it into the other guys coffee mug with his afternoon coffee. The poor bastard couldn't stop for 2 days. But yeah, my boss said he felt like he'd been raped by an elephant. Don't know how he'd know how that felt, nor do I really want to know.