[02ztsian]

Two stories-first, during the Olympics in Calgary a cabbie took me and my cousin downtown and claimed he picked up two girls from Electric Ave. and was asked if girl no.1 could drive his cab while girl no.2 f*cked him in the back seat. Sorry but I called BS on that one.
Story number two, my brother in laws were coming home one night all pissed up and caught an East Indian cabbie. They proceeded to launch into a drunken version of "Row row row your boat, back to Pakistan" and the cabbie (from India) got pissed off and dumped them in the middle of nowhere.