02-08-2007, 03:49 AM
"Alright guys, we need to do something to boost our sales. Any ideas?"
"Ooh Ooh!!! I've got it!!! I've got it!!! Let's take the 500 and throw the Fusion grill on it and rename it the Taurus and EVERYBODY will buy it!!!!!!!!"
"God damn Jonesy, that's the best idea I've ever heard! Somebody get this boy a beer and a lapdance! Hell Jonesy, I'm gonna put you in charge!"
And Ford wonders why they're sales have been dropping like flies inhaling cans of raid.
Why not look at what's causing their sales to drop. Cars that people don't find attractive aren't going to sell. It seems like the N.A. manufacturers are concentrating so much on their truck and SUV market that their missing the entirety of their car lines.
Honest to God their isn't a single N.A. CAR that I would spend the money to purchase right now, not even the 07 focus I don't think, I hate the plastic dash etc, the exterior looks fine but I'm not sitting on the exterior to drive it. I'd be going with a European manufacturer or a Mazda.
"Ooh Ooh!!! I've got it!!! I've got it!!! Let's take the 500 and throw the Fusion grill on it and rename it the Taurus and EVERYBODY will buy it!!!!!!!!"
"God damn Jonesy, that's the best idea I've ever heard! Somebody get this boy a beer and a lapdance! Hell Jonesy, I'm gonna put you in charge!"
And Ford wonders why they're sales have been dropping like flies inhaling cans of raid.
Why not look at what's causing their sales to drop. Cars that people don't find attractive aren't going to sell. It seems like the N.A. manufacturers are concentrating so much on their truck and SUV market that their missing the entirety of their car lines.
Honest to God their isn't a single N.A. CAR that I would spend the money to purchase right now, not even the 07 focus I don't think, I hate the plastic dash etc, the exterior looks fine but I'm not sitting on the exterior to drive it. I'd be going with a European manufacturer or a Mazda.
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