[2001 ZTS]

OAC_Sparky,Mar 16 2007, 09:24 AM Wrote:One of my wife's friends is 38. She's a nice person, but she's "average" looking. Not bad, just average. Nobody looks at her and goes "OMFG she's a hottie!".

She's been holding out for a guy that's "funny, rich, educated, a professional, no kids, never married, a hot body and "artsy". The only men fitting that description at 38 would be gay. The one or two dozen in the world that are not gay, would not be looking for a 38 year old "average" woman. If I fit the bill I would be looking to nail as many sub-30 hotties as I could.
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ROFL for so many reasons and no I am not the ghey.

Once I start putting myself out there again I know I am going to run into women like that a lot and despite bringing so much to the table I will be written off for not being to the letter EXACTLY like the fairy tale they were brought up to believe in.