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OAC_Sparky,Jul 5 2007, 10:01 AM Wrote:Personally, I find that if you perpetuate bad kharma it usually comes home to roost.
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Bad Karma – an episode of My Name is Earl (never aired but on the DVD)

The episode begins with actor Jason Lee appearing as himself in a Masterpiece Theatre-type setting telling the viewer about a "lost pilot" for the show, which he then presents.

The episode essentially retells the pilot explaining Earl's back story (albeit in a much more abbreviated form) up to the point where Earl is recovering in the hospital after being hit by a car.

In this version, however, rather than watching Last Call with Carson Daly and learning about karma, he watches an episode of Family Guy and hears Stewie Griffin talking about vengeance.

After recovering and moving into the motel (as he does in the pilot), Earl concludes that his life is miserable because he's let people walk over him all his life. He proceeds to make a list of people that have "screwed him over", and intends to get back at each of them and no longer be "a punk."

While Earl begins keying any car in the parking lot nicer than his own, Catalina finds Earl's winning lottery ticket and quits without telling Earl what she's found.

Earl plans to get back at Kenny James for making him feel stupid as a child, but doesn't know where Kenny lives. He goes to Kenny's parents' house and begins smashing their beloved collection of ceramic birds to force them to tell him Kenny's address, before Randy finds the address in the phone book.

On the way to Kenny's, Earl and Randy stop off at Joy and Darnell's trailer. He knocks them both out with a phone (just as Joy did to him in the pilot) and shaves both of their heads.

Earl later decides the best way to make Kenny feel stupid is to trick him into having sex with a man. To that end, he enlists the help of Sandy, a transvestite prostitute (also played by Jason Lee).

Kenny later finds Sandy in his home and, being gay just as he was in the real pilot, is in fact quite interested in Sandy once he finds out Sandy is a man.

Earl and Randy sneak in to see Kenny's reaction and are shocked to find him and Sandy having sex. As they run out of Kenny's house, Earl is again hit by a car. The car is driven by a now-bald Joy and Darnell, who run over Earl again and kill him when they see who it is.

The scene then fades to Randy, now sporting a mustache like Earl, looking at Earl's obituary and musing that My Name Is Earl is now his show, which he names My Name Is Randy.

The show then returns to Jason Lee who tells viewers to watch the next episode in which the ghost of Earl visits " Sahara 's own Matthew McConaughey."

Bad Karma ... usually comes home to roost.

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Idiots! - torradan - 07-05-2007, 11:10 PM
Idiots! - OAC_Sparky - 07-06-2007, 12:01 AM
Idiots! - meford4u - 07-06-2007, 12:02 AM
Idiots! - Canadian ST - 07-06-2007, 12:27 AM
Idiots! - NefCanuck - 07-06-2007, 12:41 AM
Idiots! - NOS2Go4Me - 07-06-2007, 12:43 AM
Idiots! - zx5power - 07-06-2007, 01:17 AM
Idiots! - Oscar The Grouch - 07-06-2007, 02:00 AM
Idiots! - D-Dub - 07-06-2007, 02:17 AM
Idiots! - oldeguy - 07-06-2007, 04:40 AM
Idiots! - torradan - 07-06-2007, 04:59 AM
Idiots! - ZTWsquared - 07-06-2007, 08:43 AM
Idiots! - ZTWsquared - 07-06-2007, 09:03 AM
Idiots! - OAC_Sparky - 07-07-2007, 09:30 PM
Idiots! - Frost__2001 - 07-09-2007, 04:42 AM

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