[darkpuppet]

I so wanted to post this lastnight...

I'm starting to think that Audi A4 owners (mostly the stock 2.0T) have a thing against mustang owners.

Every a4 cabriolet I come by tries to race me.

So another jackhole pulls up beside me lastnight (yes, I had the top down, because I'm really trying to enjoy some of clear skies).. and starts with me at a light.

Audi Owner: "Hey buddy, nice car, let's race!"

Me: wtf?! did he just challenge me to a race?
"yeah, nice car, take it to the track... btw.. you realize you're driving a convertible"

Audi Driver: "F*** you man... I'll kick your ass"

Me: "dood... I have 10 more horsepower and 30 more torque, and 200lbs less weight -- how were planning to win?"

Audi Driver: starts reving his engine.. "whatever man, let's go!"

Me: "how much you pay for that thing?"

Audi Driver: "It sells for $70k [ed: it doesn't], but I paid 55"

Me: "wow good deal.. you can get my car for 30k with the tint and stripe"

(light turns green)

Me as he pulls away: "But I don't recommend the stripes--they attract jackhole street racers!"

I don't think I'm making many friends...