[ZX3_2NV]

Ive gotta say Alan from The Hangover has some great lines

"Rain Man took over the casino, and he was a ra-tard"

--"You may get this a lot... But is this the real Cesar's Palace?"
"What do you mean?"
--"Did Caesar live here?"
"No"
--"Didn't think so.".


Stu: "she is wearing my grandmother's holocaust ring"
Alan: " I didn't know they gave out rings at the holocaust"


"Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane... Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!"