[darkpuppet]

if you want chicks... go spanish
if you want to be the big man in montreal - french
if you want to know canada's second non-official language, pick mandarin or cantonese
if you're planning to go to japan, and want to be the bestest gaijin a doey-eyed japanese girl has ever seen, take japanese.
if you want to converse natively with some of the hottest women on the planet, pick up portugese
if you're planning on getting into the old mafia, hit up italian.
if you're planning on getting into the new mafia, may want to hit up russian.
If you're looking for a mail-order bride, you should pick up polish
if you're planning on world domination, or just plain like the color grey, take german.
and if you plan to travel to the states a lot, take some stupid lessons.