[Raine]

I work in retail, but we get the people that come back with cell phones or digital boxes, yadda yadda yadda...

"My phone won't work"
"Okay, what about it isn't working?"
"I try to make a call, but it won't dial"
"Alrite, lemme take a look at it **dials the stores phone number, store's phone rings** Seems to be working fine Miss"
"What did you do??"
"I dialed the store's phone number miss..."
"What's the number"
**give her the number**
"See! It's not working!"
"Um... you have to hit the green button, Miss"
"WHAT GREEN BUT- this green button?"
"Yes miss"
"Oh my god. You know what, take it back"
"Why?"
"It's too complicated for me"

did you work that out all on your own? fukin genius