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09-17-2005, 12:52 AM
Christina Aguilera - just give her a roundtable "inspection" and let her disappear for good. She can't sing, she's like an overage Lindsay Lohan.
Lindsay Lohan - she's better suited to porn.
Britney Spears - a week in the desert, no water, no food. "Survivor - Do My Implants Contain Water" might just be a hit!
Madonna - probably using the same alien technology as Michael Jackson to maintain her looks.
Michael Jackson - someone PLEASE run this guy over and see if there's a Terminator endoskeleton under there.
Michael Douglas - is he completely useless? Does McDonalds contribute to obesity?
Lindsay Lohan - she's better suited to porn.
Britney Spears - a week in the desert, no water, no food. "Survivor - Do My Implants Contain Water" might just be a hit!
Madonna - probably using the same alien technology as Michael Jackson to maintain her looks.
Michael Jackson - someone PLEASE run this guy over and see if there's a Terminator endoskeleton under there.
Michael Douglas - is he completely useless? Does McDonalds contribute to obesity?
Daily driver 1: 2007 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Sport "S"
33" BFG Mud-Terrain KM2s, lots of Rough Country gear - bumper, 2.5" lift, swaybar disconnects, Superwinch 10,000lb winch, Detroit Locker in rear D44 axle, custom exhaust, K+N filtercharger, Superchips-tuned.
Daily driver 2: 2006 Subaru Legacy GT
COBB Stage 1+ package - AccessPort tuner, COBB intake and airbox. Stage 2 coming shortly - COBB 3" AT stainless DP and race cat, custom 3" Magnaflow-based exhaust and Stage 2 COBB tune.
33" BFG Mud-Terrain KM2s, lots of Rough Country gear - bumper, 2.5" lift, swaybar disconnects, Superwinch 10,000lb winch, Detroit Locker in rear D44 axle, custom exhaust, K+N filtercharger, Superchips-tuned.
Daily driver 2: 2006 Subaru Legacy GT
COBB Stage 1+ package - AccessPort tuner, COBB intake and airbox. Stage 2 coming shortly - COBB 3" AT stainless DP and race cat, custom 3" Magnaflow-based exhaust and Stage 2 COBB tune.