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Canada Is Not Bilingual
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Meford and I are in complete agreeance here.

A GG whose parents weren't even born here. For that matter, what about the previous one? Either you're Canadian or British if you're representing the Queen. Not that I want the Queen represented here anymore, but geez... wasn't Haiti a French colony? Isn't that like hiring a blind guy to be your limo driver?

I mean, is this a pretext to an invasion by America?

America invades... and Michaelle Jean is leading the charge, waving the... white flag????? Not Canadian born, comes from a French colony, used to be a journalist, and was seen speaking the words, "Independence isn't given, but taken" in her husband's separatist film. OK then. We saw how fast the French got steamrolled in WWII... it's a matter of time before it happens to us, too.

"We surrender! Please don't shoot me, they made me be the representative of Britain! I'd rather drive a SUV and praise NASCAR! Pass the ammunition!" :lol: :ph34r:

Just hand over the keys and stop patrolling the 49th parallel, already. We've lost before it even began.

Anyone else up for colonizing the northwest rim of James Bay? We can fish and live off the land, set-up massive solar farms for electricity, and fend off the polar bears with sticks. Sharp sticks. The US can have the rest of the country... it's not like it's actually recongizable compared to what it was 15-20 years ago.

And in related news, Canada wants to increase immigration while also raising the number of new recruits to the armed forces. BRILLIANT!

Here's what you do - you hold a holy s**t lottery at each arrival gate. 1 out of every 100 able-bodied males and females has to serve in the CAF. They say we're not treating enough skilled trades workers fairly, and they say that we don't have the resources to verify all the incoming refugees' credentials for their post-secondary education. No problem - serve a mandatory 5-year stint in the military, they get re-trained, and we're fixed-up in more ways than one.

Problem solved. You want to come to this country and live the "better life" than the one you left behind? Good, here's a M16, have fun defending it.

The people who've lived here for 6+ generations have already seen generations of their own family members give their lives to the Canadian Armed Forces, and more and more newcomers come here for the handouts and stay for the lax way of life.

I say screw em, it's time to REALLY be Canadian. Be courteous and selfless as our forefathers were, and give some of YOURself to your wonderful new country that you've adopted so eagerly.

/end rant.
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Canada Is Not Bilingual - chinaman - 09-29-2005, 05:26 AM
Canada Is Not Bilingual - Oscar The Grouch - 09-29-2005, 05:54 AM
Canada Is Not Bilingual - scoobasteve - 09-29-2005, 05:59 AM
Canada Is Not Bilingual - Oscar The Grouch - 09-29-2005, 06:07 AM
Canada Is Not Bilingual - FocusGuy7476 - 09-29-2005, 08:58 AM
Canada Is Not Bilingual - brucktown - 09-29-2005, 09:09 AM
Canada Is Not Bilingual - meford4u - 09-29-2005, 09:34 AM
Canada Is Not Bilingual - Oscar The Grouch - 09-29-2005, 10:09 AM
Canada Is Not Bilingual - Ghandi - 09-29-2005, 12:54 PM
Canada Is Not Bilingual - NOS2Go4Me - 09-29-2005, 12:58 PM
Canada Is Not Bilingual - FocusGuy7476 - 09-29-2005, 04:02 PM
Canada Is Not Bilingual - Raine - 09-29-2005, 04:23 PM
Canada Is Not Bilingual - FocusTunerzx3 - 09-29-2005, 05:44 PM
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