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New Investment Planning
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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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New Investment Planning - meford4u - 11-21-2005, 12:43 PM
New Investment Planning - habmann - 11-21-2005, 12:57 PM
New Investment Planning - tdot-zx3 - 11-21-2005, 01:02 PM
New Investment Planning - euro_zx5 - 11-21-2005, 01:20 PM
New Investment Planning - smith21 - 11-21-2005, 02:11 PM
New Investment Planning - bluetoy - 11-21-2005, 08:59 PM
New Investment Planning - darkpuppet - 11-21-2005, 10:19 PM
New Investment Planning - ANTHONYD - 11-21-2005, 11:28 PM
New Investment Planning - NOS2Go4Me - 11-22-2005, 01:01 AM
New Investment Planning - ANTHONYD - 11-22-2005, 01:20 AM
New Investment Planning - Flofocus - 11-22-2005, 01:39 AM
New Investment Planning - darkpuppet - 11-22-2005, 01:47 AM
New Investment Planning - 2001 ZTS - 11-22-2005, 01:58 AM
New Investment Planning - Flofocus - 11-22-2005, 02:02 AM
New Investment Planning - ANTHONYD - 11-22-2005, 02:22 AM
New Investment Planning - meford4u - 11-22-2005, 04:54 AM
New Investment Planning - P-51 - 11-22-2005, 07:29 AM
New Investment Planning - SVT ZX3 - 11-22-2005, 07:36 AM
New Investment Planning - darkpuppet - 11-23-2005, 12:01 AM
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