11-26-2005, 06:16 AM
32. No one goes to the bathroom in space.
33. Every homicide investigation has to involve a trip to a strip club.
34. Car doors are bulletproof.
35. During an interrogation, the suspect's lawyer will not say a word as his client begins to confesses.
36. Every cop refers to another cop by his last name only.
37. While hacking into a computer, no one uses the mouse, and there is no cursor.
38. All terrorists are unshaven.
39. Henchmen always follow orders of their superiors, no matter how illegal or far-fetched the plot may seem.
40. All henchmen wear jumpsuit uniforms.
41. And, finally, all computer geeks working for the cops KNOW HOW TO USE THE SEARCH BUTTON!
33. Every homicide investigation has to involve a trip to a strip club.
34. Car doors are bulletproof.
35. During an interrogation, the suspect's lawyer will not say a word as his client begins to confesses.
36. Every cop refers to another cop by his last name only.
37. While hacking into a computer, no one uses the mouse, and there is no cursor.
38. All terrorists are unshaven.
39. Henchmen always follow orders of their superiors, no matter how illegal or far-fetched the plot may seem.
40. All henchmen wear jumpsuit uniforms.
41. And, finally, all computer geeks working for the cops KNOW HOW TO USE THE SEARCH BUTTON!