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11-30-2005, 01:08 AM
Harper teamed up with the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Wait, that's not right.
Harper teamed up with the Guys Who Want to Sawzall Quebec from Canada to have a vote of non-confidence succeed. Now your holiday preparations and festivities can be interrupted by a member of Harper the CT Guy's delegation or any other member's flunkies knocking on your door.
Generic opener - "Can we count on your support in the upcoming election?"
Me - "What will you do for Canada?"
Liberals - "We'll keep balancing the books, lowering our debt as a nation, keep improving the economy, all at the expense of Ontarians. They have the biggest pocketbooks and there's more of them, dontchaknow."
Me - "Hmmm. Well, the economy is better, but this Ontario-carries-everyone BS has to stop. We'll see..."
or...
Tories - "Would you like to buy a missle defence?"
Me - "No. Who the hell has the range to hit somewhere like North Bay or even Toronto?"
Tories - "The US."
Me - "And this missle defence protects us from...."
Tories - "Everyone but the US."
Me - "Right. What else will you do for Canada?"
Tories - "We're sorry, can you repeat your question as regards the 51st state of the United States of America?"
Me - *slams door*
or...
NDP - "Would you like to join a union?"
Me - "What the hell does that have to do with an election?"
NDP - "If you don't join and elect the NDP, you're a scab worker. You don't want to know what we do to scabs..."
Me - "Are you threatening me?"
NDP - "No, we just wouldn't want anything unfortunate to happen to you. One day. On the way to work. When you just can't stop in time."
Me - *gives finger, slams door*
or...
Green Party - "Dude, this s**t is so good. I'm so totally wasted! Got any brownies?"
Me - *kicks in nuts, slams door*
Humour aside, discuss.
Harper teamed up with the Guys Who Want to Sawzall Quebec from Canada to have a vote of non-confidence succeed. Now your holiday preparations and festivities can be interrupted by a member of Harper the CT Guy's delegation or any other member's flunkies knocking on your door.
Generic opener - "Can we count on your support in the upcoming election?"
Me - "What will you do for Canada?"
Liberals - "We'll keep balancing the books, lowering our debt as a nation, keep improving the economy, all at the expense of Ontarians. They have the biggest pocketbooks and there's more of them, dontchaknow."
Me - "Hmmm. Well, the economy is better, but this Ontario-carries-everyone BS has to stop. We'll see..."
or...
Tories - "Would you like to buy a missle defence?"
Me - "No. Who the hell has the range to hit somewhere like North Bay or even Toronto?"
Tories - "The US."
Me - "And this missle defence protects us from...."
Tories - "Everyone but the US."
Me - "Right. What else will you do for Canada?"
Tories - "We're sorry, can you repeat your question as regards the 51st state of the United States of America?"
Me - *slams door*
or...
NDP - "Would you like to join a union?"
Me - "What the hell does that have to do with an election?"
NDP - "If you don't join and elect the NDP, you're a scab worker. You don't want to know what we do to scabs..."
Me - "Are you threatening me?"
NDP - "No, we just wouldn't want anything unfortunate to happen to you. One day. On the way to work. When you just can't stop in time."
Me - *gives finger, slams door*
or...
Green Party - "Dude, this s**t is so good. I'm so totally wasted! Got any brownies?"
Me - *kicks in nuts, slams door*
Humour aside, discuss.
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33" BFG Mud-Terrain KM2s, lots of Rough Country gear - bumper, 2.5" lift, swaybar disconnects, Superwinch 10,000lb winch, Detroit Locker in rear D44 axle, custom exhaust, K+N filtercharger, Superchips-tuned.
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33" BFG Mud-Terrain KM2s, lots of Rough Country gear - bumper, 2.5" lift, swaybar disconnects, Superwinch 10,000lb winch, Detroit Locker in rear D44 axle, custom exhaust, K+N filtercharger, Superchips-tuned.
Daily driver 2: 2006 Subaru Legacy GT
COBB Stage 1+ package - AccessPort tuner, COBB intake and airbox. Stage 2 coming shortly - COBB 3" AT stainless DP and race cat, custom 3" Magnaflow-based exhaust and Stage 2 COBB tune.