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darkpuppet,Jan 19 2006, 09:05 PM Wrote:Through the eyes of Darkpuppet:

FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.................................I'm in!

Adventurous............................Slept  with everyone, and won't sleep with darkpuppet.

Athletic...............................No  breasts, and won't sleep with darkpuppet

Average  looking........................Moooo, and won't sleep with darkpuppet

Beautiful..............................Pathological  liar, and won't sleep with darkpuppet

Emotionally  Secure.....................On  medication, might date darkpuppet

Feminist...............................Fat, won't date darkpuppet

Free  spirit............................Junkie, wants $40 to date darkpuppet

Friendship  first.......................Former slut, soon to go back to slutting, but not until darkpuppet get's denied.

New-Age...........................Body  hair in the wrong places, darkpuppet no wanna date!

Old-fashioned..........................No  BJs, but will sleep with everyone except darkpuppet

Open-minded............................Desperate, but not THAT desperate

Outgoing...............................Loud  and Embarrassing, yet still embarrassed by darkpuppet

Professional...........................Bitch, does it make a difference?

Voluptuous.............................Very  Fat, only wants dinner.

Large  frame............................Hugely  Fat, still won't date darkpuppet.

Wants Soul  mate........................Stalker, darkpuppet not soulmatey.
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I see a pattern there... have some open wounds you want to heal?

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